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  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 August 1990 (25 years)
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About MrGold : Humor is good for life

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Today, I got dressed up for the first time in days to go have sushi with a friend. When I walked out to my car, I noticed that the passenger window was shattered and the car robbed. What's worse is I'd forgotten to lock the side doors anyway. FML


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On 04/14/2011 at 9:09pm - misc - by markyvilla - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after two years of not trusting me to keep her safe. During the walk, a car drove by, causing her to run after it and pulling the leash out of my hand. Five hours later, and I still can't find her. FML


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On 04/14/2011 at 7:29pm - animals - by ciararow - United States

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