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MrGlad
  • Town/Country : Dounty, Texas
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 February 1983 (31 years)
  • Number of visits : 5213
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Today, I found out that I puke and then pass out at the sight of blood. I am a 16 year old girl expecting hundreds of periods to come. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49847) - you deserved it (6693)

On 08/15/2009 at 7:06pm - health - by hellnooo (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42572) - you deserved it (1477)

On 07/08/2009 at 1:51pm - animals - by coral (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was chatting with an amazing guy online. He was perfect for me. After five hours he told me he loved me and I said it back. So than we decided to trade nudes. I sent mine. Within two seconds my niece calls, laughing her ass off, telling me how weird my birthmark is. FML

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289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11950) - you deserved it (91885)

On 07/03/2009 at 12:20am - misc - by Uriah (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, at work, someone heard me throw up. I then got called aside and told being hungover at work is unacceptable. I don't drink. I'm pregnant. FML

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203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55039) - you deserved it (3101)

On 06/25/2009 at 6:29pm - work - by dazedandconfused (woman) - United Kingdom (Harrow)

Today, I was sitting in the living room with my parents when my dad asked my mom if she knew where he could find some double a batteries. She said to check my vibrator. He said he already did. FML



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