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About MrFlintstone : I get bored often. I wouldn't call FML my savior, but it has helped. If I was asked if I could do anything to I want, I would answer get rid of all Internet trolls. Oh and before I forget, I'm planning on taking over the world so if you want in call 1800 555 5555 (this isn't a real number)
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It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, I went to a baseball game. It was windy, so I decided to get my hat from the car trunk. When I opened it and reached in, loose papers started flying everywhere. Panicked, my dad slammed the trunk shut on my fingers. Entering the stadium, I discovered it was free hat day. FML
Friday 30 January 2015