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About MrConcise : ►► FML's Self-Proclaimed Resident Smartass Pseudointellectual ◄◄
Though our troubles and woes are relentless and unforgiving, we may rejoice as we rekindle one another's flames to familiar vibrancy; we burn brightest with the strength of unity.
I think I've shifted into an arrogant, angry, and cynical person. Fuck everybody. Except Hailey Potter, she's a doll. Love her to bits.
An hourglass is only beautiful when you admire the grains instead of counting them.
Stop making yourself miserable just to extend your life a few years; indulge in pleasures, don't cling to a life you can't enjoy.
You sure know how to party?
You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1am. Happy New Year!
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Today, my wife has a bruise on her cheek from a nasty trip while practicing her yoga. She now thinks it's hilarious to flinch in public when I get near her, and keeps telling people she "walked into a door". I've gotten more dirty looks than I can count. FML
Today, I was driving my 7-year-old daughter to school, when out of nowhere a bird smashed into the windshield. Instead of screaming or being traumatized by the gore like me, my daughter started laughing, eventually calling the bird a "stupid bastard". FML
Today, I asked my dad if he'd like to see the photos of my wedding, which he didn't bother to come to. Reply: "What the fuck, are you gay or something? Keep that homo stuff to yourself." My wife started laughing so hard she was crying. FML
Today, I was at Sea World and was about to take a picture of the big walrus. I noticed my phone was still set to use the front camera, and I muttered "Oops, selfie mode." A guy next to me turned, looked at me, and said "Not like there's a difference for you." FML
Friday 30 January 2015