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MrConcise

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 December 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 6318
  • Number of comments : 787
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 22 posted

About MrConcise : ►► FML's Self-Proclaimed Resident Smartass Pseudointellectual

Though our troubles and woes are relentless and unforgiving, we may rejoice as we rekindle one another's flames to familiar vibrancy; we burn brightest with the strength of unity.

Popular opinion trumps logic every time.

It's unacceptable to justify your actions if the world doesn't like your answer.

Dear world, leave the bright colors to Skittles commercials and stop buying pants that make you look like a dweeb.

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MrConcise's favorite FMLs

Today, mah girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is mah girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML

#21350891
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36909) - you deserved it (2604)

On 02/06/2015 at 11:56am - love - by that guy - United States (California)

I'M ERE TO INFORM MEN THAT, "IF I FUCKD YOU, I WOULDN'T PULL OUT" IS NOT AN EFFECTIVE PICK UP LINE . EVER . ESPECIALLY ON A COWORKER . FML

#21349737
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31881) - you deserved it (4639)

On 02/04/2015 at 3:17pm - intimacy - by No thank you (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today I Was Making Out With A Grl I've Liked Fir A Long Time. At One Point She Stopped Kissing Me An Said "You Kiss Like My Brother". I Sat There Dumbstruck As She Went Back To Kissing Me. FML

#21349028
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34395) - you deserved it (2331)

On 02/03/2015 at 1:23pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wyoming)

2day Ma Girlfriend Tougt It Would Be Sexy To Give Me A Naked Massage. Se Straddled Ma Back And Started Rubbing, Ten Se Sneezed And Peed On Me. FML

#21348755
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40361) - you deserved it (4178)

On 02/02/2015 at 11:36pm - love - by bootyislife - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend ( accidentally ) ad sex wit my roommate. looool FML

#21348376
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44500) - you deserved it (3210)

On 02/02/2015 at 2:34pm - intimacy - by itsemilyc - United States (Michigan)

Today, mah Breaking Bad obsessd boyfriend actually usd the phrase "I am the one who cocks." during foreplay. My virginia just about turnd into a desert on the looool spot. FML

#21347719
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30222) - you deserved it (3296)

On 02/01/2015 at 11:17am - intimacy - by SKYYYLLLARRRR!!!! (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today , I found out that , due to the walls at uni dorm being ridiculously thin , entire flat overhered me loose virginity!! Spanking and all!! FML

#21344108
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27492) - you deserved it (8323)

On 01/25/2015 at 5:10pm - intimacy - by Orgasmataz (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, Mah Husband Cummed Home, Drunk An With Lipstick Smeared On His Face . When I Confronted Him About It, He Just Slurred, "Ah Don't Worry Babe, It Ain't Mine." FML

#21343515
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33311) - you deserved it (2643)

On 01/24/2015 at 3:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today , I drove my dad to Walmart to do some shopping. His leg is still in a cast after an accident , so I helped him to the last mobility scooter. A guy whose only disability was clerely Fat-Fuck Syndrome then yelled at us , claiming he needed it more and that my dad was a faker. FML

#21343482
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34122) - you deserved it (2313)

On 01/24/2015 at 2:25pm - misc - by Elrond Hubbard (man) - United States

Taday It's Been 3 Months Since My Dog Scratched My 9 Year Old Granddaughter After She Walked Over An Repeatedly Kicked Him. My Daughter Has Disowned Me An Won't Let Me See My Own Grandchildren Until I Have My Companion Of 11 Yeres ( Destroyed ). FML

#21343453
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37388) - you deserved it (2570)

On 01/24/2015 at 1:33pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Giurgiu)

Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, wat a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. real FML

#21342921
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38246) - you deserved it (6725)

On 01/23/2015 at 2:25pm - kids - by nosexforthee (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, ma girlfriend was rusd to te ospital wit anal tereing. We've never trid anal before, but it turns out se and ma ( best friend ) sure ave. big fat FML

#21342800
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41767) - you deserved it (2517)

On 01/23/2015 at 9:58am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I Callad A Suicida Pravantion Otlina. Ta Guyo Pickad Up Soundad Drunk, Told Ma To Fuck Off, An Ung Up. FML

#21342247
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39106) - you deserved it (3341)

On 01/22/2015 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, a homeless guy tried to light mah hair on fire with a match at the bus looool stop. FML

#21342118
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29302) - you deserved it (2217)

On 01/22/2015 at 5:40am - misc - by burningman (man) - Germany (Hessen)

Today, I caught mah grlfriend Googling how to uninstall Sri. I askd y she wantd to do that, and she said, "I don't lyk it. I don't lyk how the slut talks to you." I get the feeling I'll ned a gunhen I break up with this crazy fucker. mega FML

#21342067
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34059) - you deserved it (5004)

On 01/22/2015 at 1:41am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)



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