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About MrConcise : ►► FML's Self-Proclaimed Resident Smartass Pseudointellectual
Though our troubles and woes are relentless and unforgiving, we may rejoice as we rekindle one another's flames to familiar vibrancy; we burn brightest with the strength of unity.
Popular opinion trumps logic every time.
It's unacceptable to justify your actions if the world doesn't like your answer.
Dear world, leave the bright colors to Skittles commercials and stop buying pants that make you look like a dweeb.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You sure know how to party?
You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1am. Happy New Year!
Today, mah girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is mah girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML
Today , I drove my dad to Walmart to do some shopping. His leg is still in a cast after an accident , so I helped him to the last mobility scooter. A guy whose only disability was clerely Fat-Fuck Syndrome then yelled at us , claiming he needed it more and that my dad was a faker. FML
Taday It's Been 3 Months Since My Dog Scratched My 9 Year Old Granddaughter After She Walked Over An Repeatedly Kicked Him. My Daughter Has Disowned Me An Won't Let Me See My Own Grandchildren Until I Have My Companion Of 11 Yeres ( Destroyed ). FML
Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, wat a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. real FML
Today, I caught mah grlfriend Googling how to uninstall Sri. I askd y she wantd to do that, and she said, "I don't lyk it. I don't lyk how the slut talks to you." I get the feeling I'll ned a gunhen I break up with this crazy fucker. mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015