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About MrConcise : ►► FML's Former Smartass Psuedointellectual
Though our troubles and woes are relentless and unforgiving, we may rejoice as we rekindle one another's flames to familiar vibrancy; we burn brightest with the strength of unity.
I'll always love you, buddy. RIP Luddy, 2003 - 2015. You were the best dog I've ever had, life won't be nearly as fulfilling without you.
"People say I should be more humble
I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble"
- Donald Glover aka Childish Gambino
I can count the number of profiles I've "fucked" on one hand.
What'cha looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, I desperately needed to let off some steam at work, so I went outside and screamed obscenities at the top of my lungs, before heading back inside. The police then showed up to investigate complaints of a "raving lunatic" in the area. FML
Today, my little sister filled the huge house I spent over a week building in Minecraft with TNT. She then demanded I give her all the money in my wallet, or she'd blow it all up. She's now $86.25 richer, and my parents think it's too hilarious to make her give me my money back. FML
Friday 22 May 2015