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Today, my grandma's chihuahua was run over while I was taking her for a walk. She later whispered to me, "It should have been you." FML


I agree, your life sucks (58949) - you deserved it (7619)

On 05/28/2013 at 1:05am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my parents told me they're glad I'm an "ugly nerd" because they don't have to worry about me getting into trouble or having a teen pregnancy. FML


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On 05/25/2013 at 8:45pm - misc - by uglynerd (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realized my family is the textbook definition of redneck after listening to my grandpa threaten to smash with an excavator the trailer that my uncle lives in behind our house if he didn't return the set of tires he had stolen and pawned from my grandpa's garage. FML


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On 05/24/2013 at 3:06am - misc - by redneckfamily - United States (Washington)

Today, I went for an interview regarding a seasonal position I'd been offered at a grocery store. The manager showed up 45 minutes past the scheduled interview time, cheerfully greeted me, and took me back to his office, just to tell me that they don't hire seasonal help. Ever. FML


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On 05/18/2013 at 4:36pm - work - by ineedayob (woman) - United States (California)

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