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MrClean17
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 282
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About MrClean17 : I like things dirty

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Today, I took a dump in the woods at a secluded lake. I used the leaves of a seemingly harmless tree to clean myself. However, I was unaware that the leaf was poisonous. It feels like a thousand hornets are attacking my ass-crack. FML

#20705435
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29172) - you deserved it (42809)

On 06/04/2013 at 1:15pm - health - by poisonivyretard (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my cats were making a ton of noise rolling around and fighting over their toys, and I yelled for them to knock it off. When they looked up at me, their "toy" ran away. Not a toy, but a real mouse. It's been 2 hours, and I still can't find it. FML

#20705382
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35181) - you deserved it (9315)

On 06/04/2013 at 12:28pm - animals - by drkate25 (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, the doorbell rang. I saw my incredibly overbearing mum's car outside, so I stayed quiet and tried to sneak upstairs. As I crawled through the hallway, commando style, I realised the door blinds were still out for cleaning. If scowls could kill, I'd be roasting in Hell right now. FML

#20694934
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34918) - you deserved it (8655)

On 05/30/2013 at 8:40am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate on the bathroom floor. Somehow my nose managed to start bleeding, so he bent me over the tub and kept going because he didn't want to "ruin the moment". FML

#20694473
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42311) - you deserved it (7079)

On 05/29/2013 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my workplace was issued aprons. I then became the first and only employee in the history of the business to set an apron on fire while using the grill. FML

#20693953
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29165) - you deserved it (4541)

On 05/29/2013 at 8:51pm - work - by CheesyCasey - United States (Michigan)

Today, in the middle of our one year anniversary dinner, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend showed up declaring her love for him. They left together and I had to take the bus home. FML

#20693929
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50160) - you deserved it (2305)

On 05/29/2013 at 8:39pm - love - by anonymoose - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I fainted. Instead of stopping to help, some guy stopped to draw a penis on my forehead. The EMT laughed. FML

#20692945
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41279) - you deserved it (2840)

On 05/29/2013 at 11:21am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML

#20690661
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44723) - you deserved it (26649)

On 05/28/2013 at 1:44am - intimacy - by Abrams52 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my grandma's chihuahua was run over while I was taking her for a walk. She later whispered to me, "It should have been you." FML

#20690610
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50005) - you deserved it (5917)

On 05/28/2013 at 1:05am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my parents told me they're glad I'm an "ugly nerd" because they don't have to worry about me getting into trouble or having a teen pregnancy. FML

#20686197
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43126) - you deserved it (3524)

On 05/25/2013 at 8:45pm - misc - by uglynerd (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realized my family is the textbook definition of redneck after listening to my grandpa threaten to smash with an excavator the trailer that my uncle lives in behind our house if he didn't return the set of tires he had stolen and pawned from my grandpa's garage. FML

#20683275
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30824) - you deserved it (2711)

On 05/24/2013 at 3:06am - misc - by redneckfamily - United States (Washington)

Today, I went for an interview regarding a seasonal position I'd been offered at a grocery store. The manager showed up 45 minutes past the scheduled interview time, cheerfully greeted me, and took me back to his office, just to tell me that they don't hire seasonal help. Ever. FML

#20671268
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38005) - you deserved it (2839)

On 05/18/2013 at 4:36pm - work - by ineedayob (woman) - United States (California)



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