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MrBrightside21

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MrBrightside21

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 September 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1426
  • Number of comments : 224
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About MrBrightside21 : He tends to put his pants on one foot at a time.

He likes big butts, and he cannot lie.

He likes to refer to himself in the third person.

His face tends to turn red when he talks to attractive females.

He thinks he's hilarious.

He plays football, piano, and guitar because he thinks it will make him attractive.

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Happy Ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

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MrBrightside21's favorite FMLs

my girlfriend of 2 years textd me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replid saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What r you, a girl?" FML

#19453436
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18380) - you deserved it (47607)

On 04/12/2012 at 12:06am - intimacy - by girly (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

2day after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to grlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performd it 4 her. Her response? ( Well, u kind of ruind that song 4 me now. ) FML

#18563355
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31542) - you deserved it (5078)

On 12/20/2011 at 5:41pm - love - by tommy - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to recieve the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, an going to sleep!! Try again tomorrow." FML

#16667115
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36848) - you deserved it (14282)

On 06/14/2011 at 9:17pm - intimacy - by Username - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Taday I decidd to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape; his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I startd talking to him, not revealingho I was. After ahile, I askd him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no an askd me for nude pics. FML

#14909703
337 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51616) - you deserved it (13592)

On 02/09/2011 at 2:22pm - love - by Samyett (woman) - United States

TODAY... OUR CLASS WAS FOCUSING ON DISCRIMINATION... AND OUR TEACER ASKED US IF ANYONE AD EVER FELT DISCRIMINATED AGAINST. I PUT AND UP TO SARE A STORY... AND TEACER IMMEDIATELY SAID "IT'S BECAUSE YOUR GINGER... ISN'T IT?" TAT'S NOT WAT I WAS GOING TO SAY. FML

#13688243
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40946) - you deserved it (7191)

On 11/02/2010 at 1:43pm - misc - by gingerninja (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

TODAY, I GOT ON A TREADMILL 4 THE FIRST TIME!! I WAS RUNNING AT A VERY HIGH SPEED!! I NEEDED A BREAK BUT DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO GET OFF!! I DECIDED TO JUST LET THE MACHINE TAKE ME TO THE EDGE SO I COULD GET OFF!! I WAS THROWN OFF THE TREADMILL AND LANDED WITH MAH HAPPY SACKS CRASHING INTO A DUMBBELL!! FML

#7231973
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6732) - you deserved it (36605)

On 01/09/2010 at 5:17am - health - by King7 (man) - Pakistan (Sindh)

TODAY, I WAS TRYING TO SEE HOW FAR I COULD GET AWAY FROM THE TOILETHILE PISSING. INSTEAD I TRIPPED OVER BACKWARDS AND PISSED ALL OVER FACE. REAL FML

#7101810
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7927) - you deserved it (67960)

On 01/02/2010 at 8:41am - misc - by pissfaced (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I was babysitting my nepew. He was watcing te episode were Spongebob smases is guitar wile playing. I walk into te kitcen to make im a snack, and I ear a loud cras... My nepew smasing my brand new guitar to be like Spongebob. FML

#6366811
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31098) - you deserved it (3981)

On 11/19/2009 at 9:37am - misc - by maxus - United States (New York)

Today , at the urinal a guy cummd up next to looool me to do his business. He stard over at me , lookd down , laughd an then left. FML

#4243
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26995) - you deserved it (2084)

On 01/31/2009 at 4:40pm - misc - by toosmall - United States (Pennsylvania)



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