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MrBrightside21

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MrBrightside21

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 September 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1147
  • Number of comments : 224
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About MrBrightside21 : He tends to put his pants on one foot at a time.

He likes big butts, and he cannot lie.

He likes to refer to himself in the third person.

His face tends to turn red when he talks to attractive females.

He thinks he's hilarious.

He plays football, piano, and guitar because he thinks it will make him attractive.

MrBrightside21's page activity

Visits<b>snydeeli000</b> - the 09/29/2013 at 4:14pm<b>inuar</b> - the 09/15/2013 at 12:41pm<b>iBanana</b> - the 08/04/2013 at 12:36am<b>jadeluv</b> - the 07/17/2013 at 7:52am<b>softrally</b> - the 06/05/2013 at 1:22pm<b>xALEXx</b> - the 05/05/2013 at 6:28am<b>annihil8or</b> - the 04/29/2013 at 1:00am<b>nicolemadden</b> - the 04/28/2013 at 7:45pm<b>ApollosMyth</b> - the 04/20/2013 at 11:31am<b>krishnavora</b> - the 04/08/2013 at 10:27pm<b>Vanillanougat</b> - the 04/06/2013 at 2:51pm<b>IERTysonI</b> - the 04/06/2013 at 2:29pm<b>ry24</b> - the 04/05/2013 at 1:45pm<b>yourlordsays</b> - the 03/31/2013 at 4:42am<b>apax</b> - the 03/27/2013 at 1:42pm<b>GingerNinja7</b> - the 03/27/2013 at 1:51am<b>OlgaCornmuffin</b> - the 03/27/2013 at 1:40am<b>MysteryManPerson</b> - the 03/27/2013 at 12:19am

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Happy Ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

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MrBrightside21's favorite FMLs

Today, my parents decided to wake me up on my birthday. They flashed the lights and yanked off my bed sheets. I sleep naked. FML

#20627190
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51358) - you deserved it (10581)

On 04/28/2013 at 9:16am - misc - by Beth - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my dad yet again uttered the words "well, that escalated quickly," while watching the news. He uses this godforsaken meme multiple times a day. I lost my shit and told him to just shut up already. He raised an eyebrow and said, "well, that escalated quickly." FML

#20566988
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20346) - you deserved it (51073)

On 03/30/2013 at 2:17pm - misc - by fuck you dad (man) - Ireland (Monaghan)

Today, I found out my boyfriend sleeps on a Princess Leia pillow. He's 22. FML

#20494713
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22447) - you deserved it (8182)

On 02/05/2013 at 5:59pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a new girlfriend. Unfortunately, the last girl I asked out just responded to my relationship request on Facebook. It's been 4 hours, and my new girlfriend already thinks I'm cheating on her. FML

#20460941
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13801) - you deserved it (41838)

On 01/15/2013 at 3:53pm - love - by George - United States (Washington)

Today, my mom made up a new game. She thinks it's hilarious to hide my brother's creepy Batman toy around the house to creep me out. This has been going on for hours and I still scream every time. FML

#20454752
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23297) - you deserved it (9345)

On 01/12/2013 at 1:36am - misc - by poohanne - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I spent nearly half an hour trying to dispel my sister's belief that men have to strap down their penises before going jogging. FML

#20402473
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28088) - you deserved it (3492)

On 12/16/2012 at 6:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland (Waterford)

Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML

#20155776
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26873) - you deserved it (2208)

On 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm - misc - by Targeted - United States (Washington)

Today, I was using a penis pump for the first time. It was awesome until it sucked my left testicle into the tube. I'll be singing soprano for a while now. FML

#19949637
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11395) - you deserved it (39220)

On 07/17/2012 at 11:32am - intimacy - by tuggernuts (man) - United States

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend, who is a fully-grown man, that making dinosaur noises in public is no longer acceptable. FML

#19932203
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18283) - you deserved it (6794)

On 07/13/2012 at 10:36am - misc - by shorty4 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

#19903031
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62423) - you deserved it (5032)

On 07/07/2012 at 12:45am - health - by Dammit - United States (California)

Today, in a parking lot, a girl came up to our car and started to knock on the window and scream, "I KNEW IT!" My girlfriend doesn't believe that I don't know her. FML

#19726144
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27431) - you deserved it (2068)

On 06/03/2012 at 11:20am - misc - by Apissedoffguy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams to come over for a movie. When I answered the door, my little brother ran up behind me, yelled "geronimo" and pulled down my pants and underwear. FML

#19615713
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28413) - you deserved it (2749)

On 05/13/2012 at 8:15am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while landscaping my backyard, I was pulling a big weed out of the ground. After the last tug, the soil came free, but ended up with me punching myself full force in the nuts. I think my future children are already filing for parental abuse. FML

#19508765
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20825) - you deserved it (3847)

On 04/21/2012 at 11:27pm - health - by JurassicHole (man) - United States

Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML

#19455929
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14502) - you deserved it (34415)

On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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