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MrBoredomioo

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MrBoredomioo

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 March 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 185
  • Number of comments : 192
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About MrBoredomioo : Master of sarcasm

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MrBoredomioo's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to a nativity play. My husband showed up late and drunk, and I had to explain to him why booming "Yeah! Time to get baby Jesus up in this shit!" when our son was about to go on stage got us kicked out. FML

#21001530
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38515) - you deserved it (3903)

On 12/22/2013 at 4:28pm - kids - by bastard (woman) - United States

Today, to make it seem like the customers actually liked me, I told my coworkers I got tipped $12. Sadly, that "$12 tip" came from my own pocket. FML

#20973265
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32801) - you deserved it (11725)

On 11/28/2013 at 1:39am - work - by MicachuPikachu (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my ex-wife put my number on Craigslist as a gay fashion designer needing a one night stand. I only found out when I got a text from an unknown number asking me when was the last time I "ate a black anaconda". FML

#20894419
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50274) - you deserved it (4822)

On 09/24/2013 at 2:12pm - intimacy - by Craigslist is Evil. - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my mother and I saw a stall selling colourful treats at the shopping centre. Some were placed on small dishes, so we thought we'd sample their goods. Turns out that the colourful goodies that we'd bit into were very creative pieces of soap. FML

#20615670
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18997) - you deserved it (41033)

On 04/23/2013 at 11:49am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML

#19572377
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13143) - you deserved it (41310)

On 05/04/2012 at 8:49am - health - by authorsubmit - United States

Today, I realized that the redneck, hick, abusive family that my co-workers always joke about is my family. FML

#17958563
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24032) - you deserved it (3398)

On 10/11/2011 at 7:52am - work - by anon - United States



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