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MrBonecrusherz98
  • Town/Country : Cabo Rojo, Puerto Rico
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 June 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 172
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MrBonecrusherz98 : I do anything I want cause I'M AWESOME!

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Today, I received an email from an ex who I haven't heard from in two years. Excited that it might be her asking if we could meet up, I opened it. It was a virus. FML

#12978381
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24349) - you deserved it (6458)

On 09/09/2010 at 3:58pm - love - by kevdev (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I received an email from an ex who I haven't heard from in two years. Excited that it might be her asking if we could meet up, I opened it. It was a virus. FML

#12978381
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24349) - you deserved it (6458)

On 09/09/2010 at 3:58pm - love - by kevdev (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I received an email from an ex who I haven't heard from in two years. Excited that it might be her asking if we could meet up, I opened it. It was a virus. FML

#12978381
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24349) - you deserved it (6458)

On 09/09/2010 at 3:58pm - love - by kevdev (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I received an email from an ex who I haven't heard from in two years. Excited that it might be her asking if we could meet up, I opened it. It was a virus. FML

#12978381
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24349) - you deserved it (6458)

On 09/09/2010 at 3:58pm - love - by kevdev (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while at my friend's house, I noticed her brother had a bit of an accent. I laughingly said "Is it me or does your little brother have an accent?" She stared and replied with "No, he has autism." FML

#12473698
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12434) - you deserved it (40099)

On 08/12/2010 at 7:00am - misc - by kggggg - United States (Nevada)

Today, I put on some goggles on in the pool, only to go underwater and see an old man "discreetly" jerking it. FML

#9152447
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31756) - you deserved it (3790)

On 03/17/2010 at 2:12am - intimacy - by today -

Today, my boyfriend, of a year, got drunk and called me flat chested then said the reason he won't have sex with me anymore is because he is "used" to me. He said all of this in front of his friends. FML

#7701844
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15347) - you deserved it (2038)

On 01/30/2010 at 9:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my dad told me to take my stress out by getting a girlfriend. My mom laughed and said, "no that won't work, just go jack off in the shower again." FML

#54872
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40327) - you deserved it (4202)

On 02/16/2009 at 5:59pm - intimacy - by IBleedArbor - United States (Connecticut)



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