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by Anonymous / 07/01/2016 at 12:23pm / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Kids
Today, while working alone, I decided to just try some random impressions, and so I ended up doing a French accent when a customer walked in. To avoid embarrassment, I had to continue faking the accent as he struck up a long conversation with me. FML
by Joshua Sheldon / 09/18/2015 at 9:56pm / Australia (South Australia) / Work
by Ananimus / 08/26/2015 at 8:31am / United States (New York) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/25/2015 at 3:54pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by Razz / 07/15/2015 at 6:02pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by Hollzbananza / 07/11/2015 at 10:30am / Australia / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/19/2015 at 3:51pm / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, I walked outside to get the paper, and saw a dying bird I assumed had flown into the window. It was warm so I thought it might still be alive. I wasn't wearing my glasses though, and was trying to nurse a dog turd back to life. FML
by nerderer / 06/04/2015 at 10:17pm / United States (Minnesota) / Animals
by Anonymous / 05/08/2015 at 12:59pm / India (Delhi) / Intimacy
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
by Anonymous / 05/01/2015 at 10:22pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I overheard a large group of my friends and acquaintances making spontaneous plans to go see a movie that afternoon. I was the only person not invited. Normally I would have believed their excuse that they thought I was "sick at home", except I was sitting a few feet away the entire time. FML
by ifeelsoloved / 04/09/2015 at 2:25am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/08/2015 at 1:19pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by Pukey / 03/28/2015 at 5:30pm / United States / Kids
by nomorealcoholeva / 03/14/2015 at 12:52pm / Norway (Nordland) / Miscellaneous
by Mr_snuggels / 12/24/2014 at 3:05pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…