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Mr25

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 September 1993 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1953
  • Number of comments : 158
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About Mr25 : I have a lot of fandoms. Lover of bearded dragons and furry pets. I'm very sarcastic. I feel really bad about it

Mr25's page activity

Visits<b>FujisakiChihiro</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 5:59pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 02/20/2016 at 2:01pm<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 10:46pm<b>IAm123</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 9:09pm<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 12/13/2015 at 7:59am<b>panromantic</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 9:08am<b>Aukrenchi</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 8:48am<b>jaymecarterr</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 1:28am<b>Micool</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 1:48am<b>Kidjazzin</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 4:02am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 10:04am<b>laxbro518</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 2:41pm<b>OMCheezbread</b> - the 11/09/2014 at 12:16am<b>lefartface</b> - the 05/20/2014 at 2:11am<b>silon5</b> - the 03/24/2014 at 9:15am<b>iGottaFindBubbah</b> - the 09/30/2013 at 6:53am<b>sweet0cheeks</b> - the 09/22/2013 at 10:54am<b>ireply_wlyrics</b> - the 09/22/2013 at 8:47am

Fucked!<b>FujisakiChihiro</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 10:59pm<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 4:46am<b>Aukrenchi</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 2:47pm<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 1:55pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 4:04pm

Mr25's FML badges

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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Mr25's favorite FMLs

Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML

by wellthisisawkward80 / 11/06/2011 at 1:15am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The lights kept on going on and off. Why? The lights are activated by "clap on, clap off." It killed the mood. FML

by KayleeXLoVe21 / 11/03/2011 at 7:48pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML

by benji / 11/01/2011 at 3:02pm / United States (Michigan) / Animals

Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and jump around so the idiots on the other team couldn't nail me with the ball. Mid-jump, it tore through the air and smashed straight into my ballsack, sending me curling into a fetal position on the floor. I feel like I got sterilized. FML

by ricksterile / 10/28/2011 at 8:44pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML

by Anonymous / 10/28/2011 at 11:52am / United States / Kids

Today, I was rear-ended by a girl barely out of her teens. I got out of my car and went to get her insurance details, only for her mother to get out and up in my face, screaming at me to, "Get back in your fucking car and get the fuck out of here!" I panicked and did just that. FML

by Benjamin / 10/27/2011 at 9:22pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Transportation

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML

by funnymanjoe / 09/14/2011 at 7:06am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

by yobruh / 05/17/2011 at 12:54am / Kids

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

by ouch / 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm / United States (Arizona) / Love

Today, I emailed my potential boss a copy of my résumé. However, I didn't realize until too late that it was my fake resume, created for an English class project. Some of my former jobs included being a certified gangster, as well as the former president of Canada. FML

by Almostfunny / 03/16/2011 at 9:01am / United States (Massachusetts) / Work

Today, the dog went nuts at 3am. I searched the yard with a spotlight and machete. Nothing. He may actually just be an asshole. FML

by panda / 03/03/2011 at 6:20am / Animals

Today, I told my boyfriend I was leaving him because he's cheating on me. He then told me he will die without me. When I said that I didn't care, he said 'OK. I'll kill myself!' and then held his breath in attempt to suffocate himself. I can't believe I dated this idiot. FML

by WhyMe? / 03/01/2011 at 8:24am / Intimacy

Today, I found out the hard way that you can get carpal tunnel from masturbating. FML

by Nuttjacob / 02/27/2011 at 8:36pm / United States (Vermont) / Intimacy

Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML

by Anonymous / 10/13/2010 at 9:20am / Spain (Asturias) / Intimacy