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Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML
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On 11/06/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by wellthisisawkward80 - United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The lights kept on going on and off. Why? The lights are activated by "clap on, clap off." It killed the mood. FML
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On 11/03/2011 at 7:48pm - intimacy - by KayleeXLoVe21 - United States (New York)
Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML
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On 11/01/2011 at 3:02pm - animals - by benji - United States (Michigan)
Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and jump around so the idiots on the other team couldn't nail me with the ball. Mid-jump, it tore through the air and smashed straight into my ballsack, sending me curling into a fetal position on the floor. I feel like I got sterilized. FML
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On 10/28/2011 at 8:44pm - misc - by ricksterile - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
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On 10/28/2011 at 11:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was rear-ended by a girl barely out of her teens. I got out of my car and went to get their insurance details, only for her mother to get out and up in my face, screaming at me to, "Get back in your f*cking car and get the f*ck out of here!" I panicked and did just that. FML
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On 10/27/2011 at 9:22pm - misc - by Benjamin - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML
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On 09/14/2011 at 7:06am - misc - by funnymanjoe - United States (Illinois)
Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML
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On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -
Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML
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On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)
Today, I emailed my potential boss a copy of my résumé. However, I didn't realize until too late that it was my fake resume, created for an English class project. Some of my former jobs included being a certified gangster, as well as the former president of Canada. FML
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On 03/16/2011 at 9:01am - work - by Almostfunny (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my husband bought a horse. We don't own any furniture, but we have a flippin' horse. FML
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On 03/15/2011 at 2:01am - money - by neverthefirst -
Today, the dog went nuts at 3am. I searched the yard with a spotlight and machete. Nothing. He may actually just be an asshole. FML
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On 03/03/2011 at 6:20am - animals - by panda -
Today, I told my boyfriend I was leaving him because he's cheating on me. He then told me he will die without me. When I said that I didn't care, he said 'OK. I'll kill myself!' and then held his breath in attempt to suffocate himself. I can't believe I dated this idiot. FML
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On 03/01/2011 at 8:24am - intimacy - by WhyMe? -
Today, I found out the hard way that you can get carpal tunnel from masturbating. FML
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On 02/27/2011 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by Nuttjacob (man) - United States (Vermont)
Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML
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On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)
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