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About Mr2212 : I lead a boring life which consists of me doing a bit of: Math, Physics, Fml, Programming and playing League of Legends. Surprisingly, despite this lifestyle I still am considered very athletic. Even managed to win a state championship in High School. Well that's all i feel like sharing for now PM if you would like to know more.
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Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML
Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen. I was freaked out, but I followed him in. There was nobody in the room. I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house. FML
Friday 28 August 2015