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Mr116

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Mr116

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 October 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 581
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Mr116 : Well I'm a 20 year old who loves to listen to music, play video games, and read. I come to FML to make me laugh because no matter how bad your day is going there is always someone else who has it worse.

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Mr116's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up from a dream about finding a vending machine that gave me free food. I kept eating, it was so satisfying words could not describe how great it felt. Then I realized my hands were in between my legs, I had been touching myself dreaming about free food from a vending machine. FML

#2801625
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66564) - you deserved it (14806)

On 06/11/2009 at 1:51pm - intimacy - by hdat (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I meant to express to my friends that I was enamored with a young saleswoman I had encountered at a store. I wanted to tell them that she was quite petite and that I am, in general, attracted to petite women. Instead I said "You know? I like little girls." FML

#2556869
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18579) - you deserved it (56397)

On 06/03/2009 at 1:23am - love - by boinger (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend and I went down to the pier. I brought an empty bottle and some paper, and we both constructed a massive letter expressing our passionate love for each other. We stuck it in the bottle, and threw it out to sea, only to see it explode in slow motion on a protruding rock. FML

#2220782
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42993) - you deserved it (13281)

On 05/23/2009 at 8:16pm - love - by CastAway (man) - United States (Washington)



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