About Mozerella88 : I'm 16 and I play 3 instruments. Guitar, Trumpet and Piano. I am currently experiencing stress related speech failure on 9/9/13. My favorite genre of mus ic is any type of metal, whether it be light thrash to heavy death metal. I love Metallica, Megadeth, Children of Bodom, Evile and Mudvayne.
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by Anonymous / 09/14/2013 at 5:51pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Stripes_And_Dots / 09/14/2013 at 2:26am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/14/2013 at 1:23am / United States (Ohio) / Geek
by Volunteer / 09/13/2013 at 6:24pm / United States (Indiana) / Work
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old daughter holding a lit lighter to the underside of a spoon, which was full of baking powder. She was trying to breathe in the fumes to get high, and later confessed that she thought it's how heroin is made and used. FML
by Anonymous / 09/13/2013 at 5:40pm / United Kingdom / Kids
by Amsterdamned13 / 09/13/2013 at 3:02pm / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Love
by ugh Buck! / 09/11/2013 at 12:57pm / United States / Animals
Today, I used a restroom. While doing my thing, the power in my building completely went out. There was another person in the restroom making demonic noises and scratching at my stall. When the power came back on, he was gone. I think I'm being haunted. FML
by dear god help me. / 09/04/2013 at 6:46pm / United States (Hawaii) / Work
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