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Mozerella88

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 November 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 81
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Mozerella88 : I'm 16 and I play 3 instruments. Guitar, Trumpet and Piano. I am currently experiencing stress related speech failure on 9/9/13. My favorite genre of mus ic is any type of metal, whether it be light thrash to heavy death metal. I love Metallica, Megadeth, Children of Bodom, Evile and Mudvayne.

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Mozerella88's favorite FMLs

Today, my 16-year-old cousin came to visit for the week. So far, she's said "raunchy", "cray-cray", "legit", and "like" an uncountable number of times. She's only been here for a half hour. FML

#20881272
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39643) - you deserved it (3292)

On 09/14/2013 at 5:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I asked a friend to hang out. I'm so used to people saying no, that when she said yes I burst into tears and had a panic attack. FML

#20880509
117 comments

Today, I was playing World of Warcraft, when all of a sudden, I remembered I was supposed to be at a wedding. I was 25 minutes late to my own wedding. FML

#20880446
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22153) - you deserved it (88952)

On 09/14/2013 at 1:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML

#20879963
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38997) - you deserved it (9765)

On 09/13/2013 at 6:24pm - work - by Volunteer (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old daughter holding a lit lighter to the underside of a spoon, which was full of baking powder. She was trying to breathe in the fumes to get high, and later confessed that she thought it's how heroin is made and used. FML

#20879909
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44973) - you deserved it (5419)

On 09/13/2013 at 5:40pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend and mother have been sending each other sexually-explicit picture messages. FML

Today, I was watching a movie on TV. One of the characters has the same name as my dog, and when his name was called, my dog got so excited that he jumped face-first into my TV. FML

#20876988
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49399) - you deserved it (3941)

On 09/11/2013 at 12:57pm - animals - by ugh Buck! (woman) - United States

Today, I used a restroom. While doing my thing, the power in my building completely went out. There was another person in the restroom making demonic noises and scratching at my stall. When the power came back on, he was gone. I think I'm being haunted. FML

#20867818
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44234) - you deserved it (2979)

On 09/04/2013 at 6:46pm - work - by dear god help me. - United States (Hawaii)



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