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About Mozerella88 : I'm 16 and I play 3 instruments. Guitar, Trumpet and Piano. I am currently experiencing stress related speech failure on 9/9/13. My favorite genre of mus ic is any type of metal, whether it be light thrash to heavy death metal. I love Metallica, Megadeth, Children of Bodom, Evile and Mudvayne.
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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old daughter holding a lit lighter to the underside of a spoon, which was full of baking powder. She was trying to breathe in the fumes to get high, and later confessed that she thought it's how heroin is made and used. FML
Today, I used a restroom. While doing my thing, the power in my building completely went out. There was another person in the restroom making demonic noises and scratching at my stall. When the power came back on, he was gone. I think I'm being haunted. FML
Friday 27 March 2015