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Today, while making my daily offering of turd to the porcelain throne, I took out my phone and started playing a game. I suddenly felt a tickling sensation on my leg, and I freaked out as I saw hundreds of ants had emerged from behind the toilet. FML

#19215354
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29311) - you deserved it (3862)

On 03/04/2012 at 5:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise. FML

#18990200
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15407) - you deserved it (31421)

On 02/04/2012 at 5:16am - intimacy - by mattttbob - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML

#18579511
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29825) - you deserved it (7638)

On 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Cookie (woman) - South Africa

Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML

#18393889
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29199) - you deserved it (3126)

On 11/30/2011 at 12:55pm - misc - by Madi - United States (California)

Today, I was caught stealing a video game. I realized after my parents were called that the case was actually empty. FML

#18299655
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6560) - you deserved it (79701)

On 11/20/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by Emil - United States

Today, I was working the graveyard shift as a security guard. I fell asleep in my car doing paperwork around 2 am. When my supervisor came to check on me, he pounded on my window, wearing a "Scream" mask. I panicked and pepper sprayed him. Too bad my window was closed. FML

#18208389
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14586) - you deserved it (31190)

On 11/10/2011 at 6:40am - work - by copshop - United States (California)

Today, my mom found a new way to get me to clean my room. She piled everything from my floor in front of my wardrobe and padlocked my dresser shut. The best part? She put the key in my room. The worst part? She put over a hundred decoys in there too. FML

#17880889
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10308) - you deserved it (34238)

On 10/01/2011 at 7:45pm - misc - by Kazuya - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went to lunch with my sister. As the waitress was bringing our food, she dropped it on the floor. She apologized and brought us new food. After we finished eating and I looked at the bill, I noticed she'd charged us twice. FML

#17757615
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31047) - you deserved it (2888)

On 09/16/2011 at 12:26pm - money - by Username - United States

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

#17032745
375 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10440) - you deserved it (75522) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2011 at 8:11pm - love - by Anonyme - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML

#16399874
31 comments

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On 05/29/2011 at 10:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was walking through my kitchen when I discovered a weak spot in the floor. Tomorrow, I'm going to have to fix the giant hole caused when I put my foot through it. FML

#16080976
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23825) - you deserved it (4379)

On 05/07/2011 at 5:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I woke up after a night out drinking on my sofa, with an electric dog collar around my neck and handcuffs on my wrists. The keys were on the other side of the invisible doggy fence. FML

#15154591
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13211) - you deserved it (34363)

On 02/28/2011 at 8:10pm - health - by stupiddrunk (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML

#14070837
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46452) - you deserved it (10109)

On 12/03/2010 at 11:19am - intimacy - by flopsy - Australia

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for cumming inside her because she didnt want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML

#13661699
373 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62979) - you deserved it (8994)

On 10/31/2010 at 9:30am - intimacy - by Tai - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, at an Aunt's wake, my five year old son walked up to the coffin, and, with the whole family around him, exclaimed, "Well that's good, I was wondering where she's been." FML

#13635730
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27124) - you deserved it (3018)

On 10/29/2010 at 4:31am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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