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Today, I was doing my laundry and I saw a dollar bill at the bottom of the washer. I excitedly dove in to retrieve the money, and promptly hit and broke my nose on the washer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8552) - you deserved it (21271)

On 08/17/2012 at 3:30am - misc - by Megan - United States (Arkansas)

Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34713) - you deserved it (4803)

On 08/13/2012 at 8:19am - intimacy - by hmmmm (woman) - Australia

Today, I discovered that when a cyclist tears down the street, slaps you across the face as he passes, looks back laughing and flips you off, then crashes into a lamppost, he'll still blame you and threaten to sue, even after you rush over to check his injuries. FML

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On 08/10/2012 at 8:45pm - health - by dumbasdogshit (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found out from her teacher that my daughter in kindergarten gets the little boys in her class to play grown-ups with her. It's basically dry humping and groaning. FML

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On 06/21/2012 at 1:40am - kids - by Bad Mommy - United States (California)



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