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Mossears133
  • Town/Country : Georgia, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Titles:
Pansexual (it's like bi, but with more of a "I really don't give a shit" attitude)
Trekkie
Whovian
Potterhead
Avenger
[part of] Loki's Army
Brony
Disney Kid
Geek
Nerd
Feminist
Artist
Grammar Nazi

Sports I Care About:
-Marching Band
-Horseback Riding
-Dance (I don't do it, but it's a beautiful art form)

Sports I Don't Care About:
-Everything else

What People Need to Shut Up About:
-How gay everything is (unless it's having romantic/sexual interactions with members of it's own gender, it's not gay, so knock it off)

Random Stuff:
-My OTP: Spirk
-I'm Christian, but I don't give a damn what your religion is, just don't be an ass
-I don't care who you are, if you're being an idiot, there's a chance I will give you shit for it

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Today, while I was sleeping, apparently I rolled over towards my fiancé and told him "We gotta save the turtles!" and had a five seconds long fart. Now he won't stop making fun of me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40041) - you deserved it (6666)

On 08/31/2013 at 2:04am - misc - by fartz (woman) - United States



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