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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 February 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 510
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Mossadchick : My name is Ellyn. I live in New York. I play bass guitar and sing. Being a cop is my passion in life.

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