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Mossadchick
  • Town/Country : New York, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 February 1990 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 312
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Mossadchick : My name is Ellyn. I live in New York. I play bass guitar and sing. Being a cop is my passion in life.

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Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

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