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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 November 1979 (36 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 296
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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Morticia's favorite FMLs

Today, I was chatting with my boyfriend and his mates barefoot on the grass. I suddenly felt something flick across my feet, so I let out a startled scream. Turns out it was my toe hairs rustling in the breeze. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8250) - you deserved it (26025)

On 02/28/2010 at 4:12am - misc - by combo - Sent from mobile version

Today, I discovered that my abusive, obsessive, psychotic ex-boyfriend from over two years ago still has a thing for me. How did I find out? Although I've ignored him walking unnecessarily past my house for the past two months, it was hard to ignore when he fell from a tree outside my window. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38494) - you deserved it (2727)

On 02/27/2010 at 11:30pm - love - by sacrophage (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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