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Morticia's favorite FMLs
Today, I was chatting with my boyfriend and his mates barefoot on the grass. I suddenly felt something flick across my feet, so I let out a startled scream. Turns out it was my toe hairs rustling in the breeze. FML
by combo / 02/28/2010 at 4:12am / Miscellaneous
Today, I discovered that my abusive, obsessive, psychotic ex-boyfriend from over two years ago still has a thing for me. How did I find out? Although I've ignored him walking unnecessarily past my house for the past two months, it was hard to ignore when he fell from a tree outside my window. FML
by sacrophage / 02/27/2010 at 11:30pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
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