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MortenM
  • Town/Country : Paphos, Cyprus
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 354
  • Number of comments : 144
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MortenM : You won't hear me saying that I'm Batman. I have just never been seen with Batman...

... and I laugh at other peoples misery on FML. Besides I live in Cyprus and kills cockroaches in my apartment when I see them. It's an even game unfortunately - The little bastards keeps coming

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Today, I realized how boring and sexually deprived my life is when I found a gas station ten cents cheaper than the one I usually use. It gave me both an asthma attack and an erection, simultaneously. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39718) - you deserved it (5704)

On 04/08/2014 at 3:56am - misc - by the long distance guy - United States (Connecticut)

Today, while driving, I saw a dog run across the road. Feeling sorry for the pup on a cold, rainy night, I pulled my car over to pick it up. Once in, it started freaking out so I turned on the light. It was then that I realized I'd just put a wild coyote on my passenger seat. FML

Today, my girlfriend told me the reason why my credit card mysteriously maxed out 2 months ago 'might have been' because she posted a picture of it on Facebook. I ordered a new credit card without the custom picture of us immediately. She broke up with me. FML

#21035364
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48722) - you deserved it (5351)

On 01/21/2014 at 6:59pm - love - by FacebookStrikesAgain (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, I watched my father attempt to light a cigar with the stove and end up burning off some hair and eyebrows. He tried to play it cool, said, "Haircuts are too expensive these days anyway." and walked out, his head smoking. This man is a college professor. FML

Today, I went to my bedroom for some alone time while my daughter watched TV. I didn't realize that my iPad was still connected to the Apple TV, until I hit play on some porn and heard a scream from the other room. FML

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129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23616) - you deserved it (49578)

On 12/29/2013 at 2:01am - kids - by ConfusedDad - United States

Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML

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507 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17110) - you deserved it (123259)

On 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)



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