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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 April 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 663
  • Number of comments : 94
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About Morpheus414 : What's there to say? I'm very F'd in my life, and I want to express it.

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Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18885) - you deserved it (60070)

On 07/15/2010 at 2:53am - love - by BambooLove (woman) - United States

Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21540) - you deserved it (4567)

On 02/08/2010 at 10:33pm - intimacy - by unsatisfied - Sent from mobile version



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