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Morpheus414

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 April 1988 (28 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 862
  • Number of comments : 94
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About Morpheus414 : What's there to say? I'm very F'd in my life, and I want to express it.

Morpheus414's page activity

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Morpheus414's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Morpheus414's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML

by BambooLove / 07/15/2010 at 2:53am / United States / Love

Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML

by unsatisfied / 02/08/2010 at 10:33pm / Intimacy

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy