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Mornai
  • Town/Country : Ohio, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 May 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 4141
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Mornai : I've been here for years. My name's James, and I'll always see the good in you even if you don't want me to.


I am a calm and passive person, but everyone has their limits.
I am afraid of heights.
I am always in high spirits.
I am somewhat shy.
I am often told i look much younger than i truly am.
I am the person who would push on in a zombie apocalypse even if I'm the only one left alive.
I don't get sick often, but when i do it really sucks.
I can't swim, and almost drowned because of that.
I may laugh if i see you fall, but I'll always be there to pull you up.
I don't know when to give up, for better or worse.

Message me if you want to, though I might bore you.
I have Kik if you would prefer that, and facebook(though I don't use that often) just ask. =)


“And if your friend does evil to you, say to him, 'I forgive you for what you did to me, but how can I forgive you for what you did to yourself?'”

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Mornai's favorite FMLs

Today, my parents asked me if I was sexually active. My grandma then screamed from upstairs, "She's not even physically active!" FML

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On 03/18/2013 at 4:59am - intimacy - by Susan (woman) - Ireland

Today, my boyfriend got angry and threatened to dump me, all because I wouldn't give in to his demands not to go to a birthday sleepover with my friends. He seriously thinks it's going to turn into some kind of lesbian orgy and that I'll cheat on him. Thanks, PornHub. FML

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On 03/14/2013 at 11:43am - intimacy - by wow (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was caught "experimenting" with my friend at his house. His parents called mine, and my dad came to drive me home. On the way back, he tried to cheer me up by saying, "Son, don't be ashamed. When I was your age, I sucked a few dicks myself." Thanks for the info, Dad. FML

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On 03/11/2013 at 7:33am - intimacy - by ugh (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, one of my elderly swimming students ran into me at Walmart. Being a polite teenager, I said hi to him. He looked at me surprised and said, "Oh dear! I didn't recognize you with your clothes on!" I'll never forget the look on his wife's face. FML

#20536627
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On 03/09/2013 at 2:02am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, after my 5-year-old finally got over his grandmother's death, we went to a store and saw a lady that looked exactly like her. She came up to us asking if we saw her grandson; I can't get my son to stop freaking out. FML

#20535134
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On 03/07/2013 at 8:55pm - kids - by Maxie - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was taking a patient's blood pressure, and listening for his pulse with my stethoscope. I couldn't hear anything, so I adjusted the cuff and tried again. Still no pulse. He pointed out that my stethoscope was the wrong way around and sneered, "You been smokin' the reefer, boy?" FML

#20535043
117 comments

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On 03/07/2013 at 7:35pm - work - by no sir I have not (man) - United States

Today, I went to my daughter's room with clean laundry. I found her lying on her bed with a hand down her pants, totally zoned out and staring blankly at the Justin Bieber poster on her wall. FML

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On 03/03/2013 at 12:03pm - misc - by parental failure (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I told my mom that I heard something, and I think we have rats in the attic and should hire an exterminator. She looked at me and said, "Rats, huh? That's what the mom in The Exorcist thought, but it turned out to be the devil living up there." FML

#20528775
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On 03/02/2013 at 11:18pm - misc - by jkbeynon - United States (California)

Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML

#20526564
139 comments

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On 03/01/2013 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, a wasp knocked me out, broke my glasses, and left a gash over my eyebrow. It did so by flying under my glasses while I was playing my guitar, causing me to reflexively bat at it with the hand that was still grasping the guitar neck. FML

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On 02/28/2013 at 8:55pm - health - by JimiHendrix (man) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, I was sitting on the chair-lift on a ski trip. There was a shift in gears and the metal in the seat began to vibrate. My dad, sister, and step-mom were all on the lift with me, not feeling a thing. It's terribly awkward to converse with your family while you involuntarily orgasm. FML

#20523671
121 comments

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On 02/26/2013 at 10:00pm - intimacy - by Frostbitten (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was at my friend's house, when she commented that her dog's fur kept getting tangled because of its length. I reached over to tickle his tummy, felt a big tangled knot and agreed that he needed a good grooming. Then I realized what I'd grabbed wasn't fur. FML

#20523003
75 comments

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On 02/26/2013 at 1:09pm - animals - by Puppylove (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my parents told me that I'm no longer allowed to come home from boarding school on weekends because it will confuse my cats and disrupt their lives. FML

#20519879
92 comments

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On 02/24/2013 at 6:17am - animals - by incendiaaa (woman) - Australia

Today, I stayed in a hotel near the college I was applying for a scholarship. We were eating breakfast and there were some other applicants in the breakfast room. As we walked away, my mother yelled, "My daughter's gonna get this scholarship so there's no reason for you muddafuckas to show up." FML

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110 comments

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On 02/18/2013 at 9:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I took an afternoon nap, and when I woke up, it was pitch black outside. Still groggy, I went downstairs, only to see my dad sporting a shocked expression and a suspiciously powder-white beard. He actually almost convinced me that I'd just woken up from a five year coma. FML

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On 02/17/2013 at 12:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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