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Mornai

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Mornai

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  • Town/Country : Springfield, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 May 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5768
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Mornai : I've been here for years. Name's James. I enjoy reading the failures, mishaps and common misfortunes of life.

I'm exceptionally calm and it takes a LOT to anger me. I used to be suspiciously happy in life, until a girl came along...

Free to chat on here, kik, Facebook, etc. though I don't use social networks much.

"And if your friend does evil to you, say to him, 'I forgive you for what you did to me, but how can I forgive you for what you did to yourself?'"

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Mornai's favorite FMLs

Today, I had dinner on my own. My cat came and sat on the chair on the other side of the table. We stared at each other during the whole meal. Pathetic. FML

#4050
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29618) - you deserved it (4231)

On 01/31/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by JulleandCici - Sent from mobile version

Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML

#4028
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37453) - you deserved it (13756)

On 01/31/2009 at 8:51am - misc - by ayw329 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML

#2696
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15479) - you deserved it (67650)

On 01/26/2009 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by Boredom - United States

Today, my Art Director once again turned down a demo model (for an advertisement) that I'd been working on for a week. This time he took his belt off and started thrashing the model to pieces. FML

#517
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23155) - you deserved it (1846)

On 12/14/2008 at 10:24pm - work - by Fuzy - Sent from mobile version



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