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Mornai

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Mornai

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  • Town/Country : Springfield, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 May 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6800
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Mornai : I've been here for years. Name's James. I enjoy reading the failures, mishaps and common misfortunes of life.

I'm exceptionally calm and it takes a LOT to anger me. I used to be suspiciously happy in life, until a girl came along...

Free to chat on here, kik, Facebook, etc. though I don't use social networks much.

"And if your friend does evil to you, say to him, 'I forgive you for what you did to me, but how can I forgive you for what you did to yourself?'"

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Mornai's favorite FMLs

Today, I was walking to a meeting and saw two girls trying to jump start a car in the rain. Thinking I'd be a gentleman and help them, I offered to assist. The girl whose car is broken down looks at me, looks at her friend, and says, "I think we'd better call the police." FML

#130566
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37868) - you deserved it (2723)

On 02/25/2009 at 1:19am - misc - by Godfree (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I called the florist and ordered a flower arrangement for my grandma, who I was told was sick. I said I didn't know what to get her, so just to send her something nice. I got a call from my mom calling me an inconsiderate bastard. They sent my grandma forget-me-nots. She has Alzheimers. FML

#117948
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44782) - you deserved it (7007)

On 02/23/2009 at 9:22pm - misc - by Originality18 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
739 comments

I agree, your life sucks (771240) - you deserved it (82768)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

#7370
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19956) - you deserved it (34022)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, though I'm normally unperturbed by my single-ness, I walked by some squirrels engaged in mating rituals and felt a pang of jealousy. FML

#5133
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28657) - you deserved it (3465)

On 02/02/2009 at 5:49am - love - by murphy - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I fell down the stairs twice. I fell from the top, stopped in the middle, stood up, stepped down one more step, tripped, and fell down the rest of the stairs. FML

#4121
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28756) - you deserved it (4915)

On 01/31/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by Lars - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had dinner on my own. My cat came and sat on the chair on the other side of the table. We stared at each other during the whole meal. Pathetic. FML

#4050
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29720) - you deserved it (4240)

On 01/31/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by JulleandCici - Sent from mobile version

Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML

#4028
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38065) - you deserved it (14014)

On 01/31/2009 at 8:51am - misc - by ayw329 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML

#2696
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15515) - you deserved it (67804)

On 01/26/2009 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by Boredom - United States

Today, my Art Director once again turned down a demo model (for an advertisement) that I'd been working on for a week. This time he took his belt off and started thrashing the model to pieces. FML

#517
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23242) - you deserved it (1848)

On 12/14/2008 at 10:24pm - work - by Fuzy - Sent from mobile version



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