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About Mornai : I've been here for years. Name's James. I enjoy reading the failures, mishaps and common misfortunes of life.
I'm exceptionally calm and it takes a LOT to anger me. I used to be suspiciously happy in life, until a girl came along...
Free to chat on here, kik, Facebook, etc. though I don't use social networks much.
"And if your friend does evil to you, say to him, 'I forgive you for what you did to me, but how can I forgive you for what you did to yourself?'"
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
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Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML
Friday 18 July 2014