Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Mornai

Offline (16 hours ago) | Search for a member

Mornai

3Liked!

  • Town/Country : Springfield, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 May 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7889
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Mornai : I've been here for years. I'm James. I enjoy reading the failures, mishaps and common misfortunes of life.

I'm exceptionally calm and it takes a LOT to anger me. I used to be suspiciously happy in life, until a girl came along...

Free to chat on here, kik, Facebook, etc. though I don't use social networks much.

The little furball in the pic was my niece's cat, Simba. Every day he would lean out the window like that and just stare at the world...

"And if your friend does evil to you, say to him, 'I forgive you for what you did to me, but how can I forgive you for what you did to yourself?'"

Mornai's page activity

Visits<b>NopeTrain</b> - the 11/18/2014 at 2:02pm<b>sadbubbles</b> - the 11/18/2014 at 1:13pm<b>dragonkisses28</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 7:23pm<b>Lanker</b> - the 11/12/2014 at 6:36pm<b>tallbaby9891</b> - the 11/12/2014 at 2:28pm<b>misfitunfit</b> - the 11/10/2014 at 10:41am<b>JuliaaNoelle</b> - the 11/09/2014 at 7:01pm<b>Marie54321</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 1:43pm<b>boring_boredom</b> - the 10/31/2014 at 11:47pm<b>AKinAK98</b> - the 10/22/2014 at 8:12am<b>PurpZilla</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 4:07am<b>ChloeFrance</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 1:45am<b>ChenEighty</b> - the 10/16/2014 at 1:19pm<b>Noelletakumi</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 11:04am<b>lulinator</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 9:48pm<b>TheNiceOne</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 5:08pm<b>SyntheticSound</b> - the 10/05/2014 at 4:01pm<b>femalefighter</b> - the 10/03/2014 at 12:03pm

Liked!<b>misfitunfit</b> - the 11/10/2014 at 4:41pm<b>Affilicious</b> - the 10/26/2014 at 2:39am<b>iris2288fml</b> - the 09/20/2014 at 6:16pm

Mornai's FML badges

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

The Thumb returns

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The Thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

See all of Mornai's badges

Mornai's favorite FMLs

Today, I was eating MandMs on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch and me muttering, "Where is that little bastard?" FML

#5187635
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59241) - you deserved it (15272)

On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was walking on a busy street. I saw this beautiful blonde walking across the street and a car was coming. I wanted to be like in the movies where the guy pushes the girl out of the way so she doesn't get hit. I accidentally pushed her the wrong way. Right into the car. FML

#5107087
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12078) - you deserved it (71619)

On 09/07/2009 at 3:21pm - misc - by ilovefootball (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was getting changed in front of my room mate of two years. Feeling comfortable, I took off all my clothes and started putting new clothes on. I asked why she wasn't taking her eyes off my naked body. She said "I'm loving the view. Didn't you know I'm a lesbian?" FML

#5094881
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20033) - you deserved it (52877)

On 09/07/2009 at 12:04am - misc - by EyesOffMe (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at the mall in a store looking at movie posters. I turned around and suddenly saw a creepy guy smiling at me, holding his arms out wide. I screamed "holy shit!" really loudly, causing everyone to stop and stare at me funny. Then I realized the creepy man was a cardboard cutout. FML

#4981586
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12081) - you deserved it (40587)

On 09/01/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by becca1417 (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I told my boyfriend that my fantasy was for him to eat me out on the dinner table. My boyfriend told me his was me in a Pikachu costume. FML

#4921754
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42162) - you deserved it (8396)

On 08/30/2009 at 1:38am - intimacy - by pokie (woman) - United States (California)

Today, on the train on the way to my mother's house, I was playing Mariokart with my son. He got a 'bomb' item, and yelled quite loudly, "I have a bomb!". Panic ensued. We got thrown off the train at the next stop. FML

#4874486
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45978) - you deserved it (6203)

On 08/28/2009 at 12:41am - kids - by mariokarter (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, on the train on the way to my mother's house, I was playing Mariokart with my son. He got a 'bomb' item, and yelled quite loudly, "I have a bomb!". Panic ensued. We got thrown off the train at the next stop. FML

#4874486
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45978) - you deserved it (6203)

On 08/28/2009 at 12:41am - kids - by mariokarter (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my five year old daughter told me that while I'm at work, daddy has his wrestling buddy Melinda over. She also said that they wrestle on the bed so that they won't get hurt. FML

#4867119
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77810) - you deserved it (3392)

On 08/27/2009 at 7:57pm - love - by abercrombieef (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and his parents met my family. My grandpa thought it would be funny to walk around with a realistic gun and make references about being in the mafia. The rest of my family went along with it. FML

#4782445
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37536) - you deserved it (4825)

On 08/24/2009 at 11:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, in Burger King, I was leaning against the railing looking at the menu. I saw an old man using the rail to walk, so I got out of the way. He ran his hand across my back and said "You're so cute, I'd like to take you home and lock you in my basement naked so you can't leave" and walked out. FML

#4696975
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58762) - you deserved it (3400)

On 08/21/2009 at 12:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML

#4570183
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60232) - you deserved it (4498)

On 08/16/2009 at 9:58am - intimacy - by bunny (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was helping my brother clean his room. While putting clothes away, I found a box of thongs. They were mine. FML

#4523037
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51887) - you deserved it (3436)

On 08/14/2009 at 10:09am - misc - by haha247 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out the hot girl I'd been flirting with on Facebook is actually 3 10-year-olds who created a fake profile to see how many desperate losers would try to hook up with her. FML

#4412595
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11786) - you deserved it (62672)

On 08/09/2009 at 7:54pm - misc - by pwndbykidz (man) - Canada (Alberta)



FML's blog

  • K'Naye's illustrated FML
  • Woohoo it's the weekend! Winter is all around some of us, but not in our hearts. To help fight off the cold and seasonal depression, this week we're taking a look at love and tenderness. It's what keeps…

Friday 21 November 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: