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  • Town/Country : Springfield, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 May 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 13894
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Mornai : I'm James. Message me if you'd like. I may not be great at advice, but I can be a good listener if you need to get something off your chest.

Happiness comes from within.

"And if your friend does evil to you, say to him, 'I forgive you for what you did to me, but how can I forgive you for what you did to yourself?'"

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Mornai's favorite FMLs

Today, a bird got into the walls of my house through a hole. I located where it was by following the chirping and scratching sounds, and drilled a hole to get it out. I pulled out the drill, only to find the drill bit bloody. Suddenly, no more chirps. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51812) - you deserved it (17464)

On 05/05/2014 at 5:03pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was hanging out with my friends, and we got the idea to do some improv comedy together for a laugh. Barely two minutes into our fake political debate, everyone had apparently forgotten it was all a joke. Raging ensued, and a vicious fight quickly followed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36049) - you deserved it (7973)

On 04/30/2014 at 4:56pm - health - by idiotfucks (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she's been sleeping with him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57803) - you deserved it (3596)

On 04/29/2014 at 6:40pm - love - by loserman - United States (Texas)

Today, the man sitting next to me on the train tried to sneak a dead cat into my bag while I was sleeping. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45383) - you deserved it (3793)

On 04/24/2014 at 4:52pm - animals - by now have a cat - United States (Illinois)

Today, I accidentally walked in on my mom cheating on my step-dad with my real dad. FML

Today, my wife tried to report our neighbor's yard sale to the Better Business Bureau. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39891) - you deserved it (4700)

On 02/11/2014 at 8:37pm - money - by dumbwifehappylife (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found a Google search for "erectile dysfunction" in my browser search history, along with pages about treatments for it. I'm a woman, and I live alone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47716) - you deserved it (3626)

On 02/03/2014 at 4:16pm - misc - by jai90 (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51843) - you deserved it (4682)

On 01/13/2014 at 3:35pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my boss hung a dartboard in his office. It has a printout of my employee photo taped to it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40208) - you deserved it (4589)

On 01/10/2014 at 8:20pm - work - by lk mm, n vwls (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, marks the third week since my sister's guinea pig learned to masturbate. He humps his wheel and makes squeaking noises for five minutes, then rolls over on his side and pants heavily. He does it at least twice a night while I'm trying to sleep. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49196) - you deserved it (3921)

On 12/28/2013 at 7:31pm - animals - by Anonomous - United States (Vermont)

Today, I went to a nativity play. My husband showed up late and drunk, and I had to explain to him why booming "Yeah! Time to get baby Jesus up in this shit!" when our son was about to go on stage got us kicked out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41021) - you deserved it (4142)

On 12/22/2013 at 4:28pm - kids - by bastard (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49651) - you deserved it (4331)

On 12/21/2013 at 1:26am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up to a loud crashing in the middle of the night. I went to investigate, but found nothing amiss. Nothing except an axe firmly wedged in my front door, that is. It's safe to say that I have no clue who did it, and that I needed a fresh pair of underwear. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45524) - you deserved it (2727)

On 12/20/2013 at 4:05pm - misc - by nopissleft (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I had to go tree shopping with my dad and some of his work buddies. It hit its lowest point when one loudly told us about a crap handjob he got recently. "I mean yeah, choke the cock," he said, "but don't choke it to DEATH, nam'sayin'?" I'd never wanted to just drop dead more. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37603) - you deserved it (3291)

On 12/15/2013 at 12:18pm - misc - by ANONYMOUS -_- (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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