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About Mornai : I'm James, and I've been here for years. I enjoy reading the failures, mishaps and common misfortunes of life. Message me if you'd like.
Happiness comes from within, which explains why I'm happy 92% of the time. No one else seems to understand though, but I'm fine with the "you're weird" label :P
The little furball in the pic was my niece's cat, Simba.
"And if your friend does evil to you, say to him, 'I forgive you for what you did to me, but how can I forgive you for what you did to yourself?'"
How about we run you a bath and give you a new car as well?
You liked our secret mascot. Well done, Sherlock!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Today, I accidentally kicked a can and it hit a man's shoe. He tried to kick it at me but his foot somehow failed to connect with the can. I could hear it rattling behind me as he failed again and again. So he decided to run up behind me and throw it at my head. FML
Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML
Today, another of my dad's blind dates went bad, so I took him out for a beer. I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and when I came back, two guys were congratulating my dad on scoring such a hot piece of ass, and said the sex must be awesome. My dad played along with it. FML
Today, I dislocated my elbow chasing my cat around the hardwood floors of my house in knee-high socks and wiping out going around a corner. The doctors suggested that I not tell people how it happened. FML
Friday 30 January 2015