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  • Town/Country : Springfield, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 May 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10141
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Mornai : I'm James. Message me if you'd like.

Happiness comes from within.

"And if your friend does evil to you, say to him, 'I forgive you for what you did to me, but how can I forgive you for what you did to yourself?'"

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Mornai's favorite FMLs

Today, I got an inconvenient erection while at my girlfriends house, so I tried to think of something stupid to get rid of it. I tried thinking of Pokémon, which actually made me harder. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24818) - you deserved it (10264)

On 05/07/2012 at 4:38pm - intimacy - by me (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I accidentally kicked a can and it hit a man's shoe. He tried to kick it at me but his foot somehow failed to connect with the can. I could hear it rattling behind me as he failed again and again. So he decided to run up behind me and throw it at my head. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22008) - you deserved it (5265)

On 05/07/2012 at 10:08am - misc - by thepigeonsfriend (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, while at the store, I realized how socially inept I am when I said "excuse me" to a shopping cart because it was in my way. FML

Today, I sarcastically pointed out a book to my mom, titled "Living Successfully With Screwed Up People." She already has it. FML


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On 05/03/2012 at 1:45pm - misc - by screwedupkid -

Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14619) - you deserved it (52280) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/02/2012 at 1:06am - love - by Flip (woman) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, while at work as a cashier, I tried to be sweet and ID an elderly man buying a bottle of wine. He responded by calling me a "blind-ass bitch" and calling my manager for "harassing" him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13060) - you deserved it (25465)

On 04/30/2012 at 5:24am - work - by zomg - United States (Florida)

Today, a therapist told me that I was too depressed to attend his depression group meetings. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28648) - you deserved it (2561)

On 04/24/2012 at 7:22am - health - by Sad Sally (woman) - United States

Today, while watching TV with my wife, I realized that we were still watching "My Little Pony" even though the kids had been asleep for half an hour. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21018) - you deserved it (5139)

On 04/19/2012 at 12:08pm - misc - by ajnmegs - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had to put one of my preschool students in timeout for masturbating during nap time. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39245) - you deserved it (3686)

On 04/17/2012 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by lindsaykay - United States

Today, another of my dad's blind dates went bad, so I took him out for a beer. I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and when I came back, two guys were congratulating my dad on scoring such a hot piece of ass, and said the sex must be awesome. My dad played along with it. FML


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On 04/15/2012 at 2:43pm - intimacy - by jonasister (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML


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On 04/12/2012 at 12:06am - intimacy - by girly (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23073) - you deserved it (4770)

On 04/08/2012 at 2:55pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was woken up by a call from "the Nuisance Call Prevention Registry". The lady on the telephone didn't see the irony. FML


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On 04/04/2012 at 6:58am - misc - by Telemarket (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I met separately with the President and Chairman of the company regarding a product that I'm designing. Each ordered me to do the opposite of whatever the other instructed. FML


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On 04/03/2012 at 11:10am - work - by beagle1 (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I dislocated my elbow chasing my cat around the hardwood floors of my house in knee-high socks and wiping out going around a corner. The doctors suggested that I not tell people how it happened. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10453) - you deserved it (17723)

On 03/28/2012 at 8:00am - health - by hikari_chan_xo - United States (Michigan)

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