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Mornai

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  • Town/Country : Springfield, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 May 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8570
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Mornai : I've been here for years. I'm James. I enjoy reading the failures, mishaps and common misfortunes of life.

I'm exceptionally calm and it takes a LOT to anger me. I used to be suspiciously happy in life, until a girl came along...

Free to chat on here, kik, Facebook, etc. though I don't use social networks much.

The little furball in the pic was my niece's cat, Simba. Every day he would lean out the window like that and just stare at the world...

"And if your friend does evil to you, say to him, 'I forgive you for what you did to me, but how can I forgive you for what you did to yourself?'"

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Mornai's favorite FMLs

Today, I was upset over a recent break up. It showed while I was at work, and I made a customer sad just by looking blue. She complained to my manager. I got written up for being so depressed that I got a customer depressed too. FML

#19993921
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21602) - you deserved it (3064)

On 07/31/2012 at 2:42am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to find my cat has gone into heat. Her favorite thing to do right now is sticking her ass in my face and howling like a Nazgûl. FML

#19992743
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19549) - you deserved it (4012)

On 07/30/2012 at 2:05pm - animals - by soph511 (woman) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my eight-year-old son. He broke his arm after jumping out through the second story window. He was too impatient to walk to the ice cream van pulling up outside. FML

#19932634
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25528) - you deserved it (2864)

On 07/13/2012 at 1:08pm - kids - by Marjorie (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML

#19873262
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33346) - you deserved it (10038)

On 06/30/2012 at 9:35pm - intimacy - by say my name -

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML

#19873048
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37274) - you deserved it (1722)

On 06/30/2012 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I saw a large spider carry away the body of a dead spider in the bathroom. In my anthropology class, we learned one of the first signs of civilization is caring for the dead. First, they become civilized, and next, they take over. I will never sleep again. FML

Today, I was so out of it from a lack of sleep and an accidental antihistamine overdose, I tried to offer my cat a cup of tea, and actually got pissed off when he didn't reply. It took me a good five minutes to understand what just happened. FML

#19817936
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21947) - you deserved it (5812)

On 06/20/2012 at 10:09am - animals - by anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I asked my girlfriend why she never lets me in her house. She stared blankly and said, "What is inside is not for thine eyes." I told her best friend about this creepiness later on. She sighed and said, "T'was not for mine eyes either. I didst fail to listen." I feel like I'm losing my mind here. FML

#19772012
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24637) - you deserved it (3311)

On 06/11/2012 at 5:45pm - love - by amidreaming?? (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, during the early hours, I got hungry and went to grab something to eat. I entered the kitchen, only to see my stark-naked dad sitting at the table, eating cereal and reading the paper. He just nodded at me and said, "Son." I think I need a new pair of eyes. FML

#19751282
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21415) - you deserved it (2112)

On 06/07/2012 at 7:09pm - misc - by Rohirus (man) - Sweden

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML

#19734981
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27068) - you deserved it (2839)

On 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm - animals - by Scared (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML

#19707961
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31552) - you deserved it (4260)

On 05/31/2012 at 1:28am - misc - by gonavybeatarmy - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that when my professor had said "For every A there will be an F," he was deadly serious. I earned a 94% mark, which in this class is known as a D. FML

#19684129
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24201) - you deserved it (1756)

On 05/26/2012 at 3:34pm - misc - by dany - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML

#19623439
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38015) - you deserved it (3972) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/14/2012 at 6:23pm - misc - by lafinesse (woman) -

Today, I had to excuse myself from the classroom so I could have a quick wank. This was because I somehow got extremely horny during a lesson on frog reproduction. FML

#19598772
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11169) - you deserved it (36483)

On 05/09/2012 at 6:19pm - intimacy - by polimeros (man) - Mexico (Queretaro de Arteaga)



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