About Mornai : I enjoy reading the failures, mishaps and common misfortunes of life.
"It's a natural instinct to fight for our own survival. What makes us human is that we fight for others." -AA:T&T
I am a calm and kind person, and it takes an extreme effort to anger me.
I am afraid of heights.
I am always in high spirits.
I am the person who would push on in a zombie apocalypse even if I'm the only one left alive.
I cannot swim. Because of that, i almost drowned in a pool once because the lifeguard was busy trying to be sexy.
I don't get sick often, but when i do it really sucks.
I may laugh if i see you fall, but I'll always be there to pull you up.
Talk to me if you wish, but I'm not very interesting.
“Sometimes you put walls up not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.”
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Today, it was my dad's birthday. As a joke, I got him one of those big erasers that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opened it, tried to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left. FML
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On 10/17/2010 at 2:28am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I learned that making an illegal U-turn right after you see a cop doing one will not stop said cop from ticketing you. FML
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On 10/16/2010 at 1:26am - misc - by Triumvirate (man) - United States (California)
Today, on my way to school I dropped my money. As I turned to pick it up, I saw an old lady snatch it up. We began to argue when a police officer came over. Not only was I accused of being a disorderly thief, but that old lady just walked away with my lunch money for the entire week. FML
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On 10/04/2010 at 2:37am - money - by melean (woman) - Trinidad and Tobago
Today, the girl who I was in love with for almost seven years listed me on facebook as her "Brother." FML
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On 10/01/2010 at 10:11pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)
Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML
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On 09/21/2010 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." FML
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On 08/30/2010 at 1:51pm - intimacy - by FYouBoyfriend (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I discovered that I have developed a latex allergy. I'm a third year medical student. FML
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On 08/30/2010 at 12:18pm - misc - by Sally19863 - South Africa (Gauteng)
Today, I found out the "small termite problem" the inspector told me about wasn't so small when a box from the attic fell through the floor and hit me in the head. FML
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On 08/23/2010 at 5:03am - health - by concusion - United States (Texas)
Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML
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On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML
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On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML
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On 08/14/2010 at 10:25pm - misc - by carless (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML
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On 08/04/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Embarressed... (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)
Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML
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On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince, and you shall be the princess," to his hamster. Once he saw me, he quickly turned to the hamster and said, "I have to go. The dragon is here." FML
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On 05/14/2010 at 7:28pm - love - by Cheese4men - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 11:22am - health - by human torch - United States
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