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Mornai
  • Town/Country : Ohio, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 May 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 4169
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Mornai : I've been here for years. My name's James, and I'll always see the good in you even if you don't want me to.


I am a calm and passive person, but everyone has their limits.
I am afraid of heights.
I am always in high spirits.
I am somewhat shy.
I am often told i look much younger than i truly am.
I am the person who would push on in a zombie apocalypse even if I'm the only one left alive.
I don't get sick often, but when i do it really sucks.
I can't swim, and almost drowned because of that.
I may laugh if i see you fall, but I'll always be there to pull you up.
I don't know when to give up, for better or worse.

Message me if you want to, though I might bore you.
I have Kik if you would prefer that, and facebook(though I don't use that often) just ask. =)


“And if your friend does evil to you, say to him, 'I forgive you for what you did to me, but how can I forgive you for what you did to yourself?'”

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Mornai's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to excuse myself from the classroom so I could have a quick wank. This was because I somehow got extremely horny during a lesson on frog reproduction. FML

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On 05/09/2012 at 6:19pm - intimacy - by polimeros (man) - Mexico (Queretaro de Arteaga)

Today, I got an inconvenient erection while at my girlfriends house, so I tried to think of something stupid to get rid of it. I tried thinking of Pokémon, which actually made me harder. FML

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On 05/07/2012 at 4:38pm - intimacy - by me (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I accidentally kicked a can and it hit a man's shoe. He tried to kick it at me but his foot somehow failed to connect with the can. I could hear it rattling behind me as he failed again and again. So he decided to run up behind me and throw it at my head. FML

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On 05/07/2012 at 10:08am - misc - by thepigeonsfriend (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, while at the store, I realized how socially inept I am when I said "excuse me" to a shopping cart because it was in my way. FML

Today, I sarcastically pointed out a book to my mom, titled "Living Successfully With Screwed Up People." She already has it. FML

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On 05/03/2012 at 1:45pm - misc - by screwedupkid -

Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML

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On 05/02/2012 at 1:06am - love - by Flip (woman) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, while at work as a cashier, I tried to be sweet and ID an elderly man buying a bottle of wine. He responded by calling me a "blind-ass bitch" and calling my manager for "harassing" him. FML

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173 comments

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On 04/30/2012 at 5:24am - work - by zomg - United States (Florida)

Today, a therapist told me that I was too depressed to attend his depression group meetings. FML

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152 comments

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On 04/24/2012 at 7:22am - health - by Sad Sally (woman) - United States

Today, while watching TV with my wife, I realized that we were still watching "My Little Pony" even though the kids had been asleep for half an hour. FML

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229 comments

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On 04/19/2012 at 12:08pm - misc - by ajnmegs - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had to put one of my preschool students in timeout for masturbating during nap time. FML

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323 comments

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On 04/17/2012 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by lindsaykay - United States

Today, another of my dad's blind dates went bad, so I took him out for a beer. I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and when I came back, two guys were congratulating my dad on scoring such a hot piece of ass, and said the sex must be awesome. My dad played along with it. FML

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164 comments

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On 04/15/2012 at 2:43pm - intimacy - by jonasister (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML

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On 04/12/2012 at 12:06am - intimacy - by girly (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML

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254 comments

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On 04/08/2012 at 2:55pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was woken up by a call from "the Nuisance Call Prevention Registry". The lady on the telephone didn't see the irony. FML

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62 comments

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On 04/04/2012 at 6:58am - misc - by Telemarket (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I met separately with the President and Chairman of the company regarding a product that I'm designing. Each ordered me to do the opposite of whatever the other instructed. FML

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95 comments

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On 04/03/2012 at 11:10am - work - by beagle1 (man) - United States (Tennessee)



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