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  • Town/Country : Springfield, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 May 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 13877
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Mornai : I'm James. Message me if you'd like. I may not be great at advice, but I can be a good listener if you need to get something off your chest.

Happiness comes from within.

"And if your friend does evil to you, say to him, 'I forgive you for what you did to me, but how can I forgive you for what you did to yourself?'"

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How about we run you a bath and give you a new car as well?


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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Mornai's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked into my boss' office to ask for a raise, and walked out unemployed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28068) - you deserved it (4693)

On 05/22/2015 at 3:44pm - work - by zheiraT - United States (Maine)

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl showed interest in me. She sent me a text message saying she wanted to come over and fuck my brains out. This would've made me the happiest guy alive, if only she weren't my extremely drunk sister. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36085) - you deserved it (3024)

On 04/11/2015 at 4:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my little sister complained about a young boy in her class always pulling her hair. She asked when boys will stop doing it. My mom replied, "They won't, even when they're grown-ups," then looked over at my dad and shared a dirty smirk. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39186) - you deserved it (4011)

On 03/07/2015 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by greatly disturbed - United States (California)

Today, a council worker showed up on my doorstep for the final pool installation inspection, which was scheduled 10 years ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29801) - you deserved it (2004)

On 01/13/2015 at 3:28am - misc - by livingstonjamie - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend sent Christmas Carollers to my house to tell me he was breaking up with me. FML

Today, one of my debate opponents used the "Bill O'Reilly defense" against my arguments. This involved saying "You can't explain that" about easily explained stuff, and speaking louder and louder to drown out my voice. He ended up getting a better grade than mine. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29798) - you deserved it (3200)

On 11/14/2014 at 1:39pm - misc - by shreking_bawl (man) - Norway

Today, like any other day since that stupid movie Frozen came out, people have been asking me if I want to build a snowman, like they're the funniest people on the planet. My name is Elsa. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46620) - you deserved it (4307)

On 11/11/2014 at 11:34pm - work - by elsatheannoyed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my eight-year-old microwaved our thermometer to see if the temperature would change. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33589) - you deserved it (4031)

On 11/06/2014 at 7:15am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34095) - you deserved it (3578)

On 10/29/2014 at 3:39pm - kids - by lexigan4 (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to hide in the washroom closet while I was taking a piss. I wasn't pissing, I was wanking. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37459) - you deserved it (11342)

On 10/20/2014 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by John (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML

Today, my younger sister ran into my room, telling me someone was trying to break in. We were home alone, so she went to hide as I took a crowbar and followed the intruder. Just as I was about to swing, he turned around: it was my dad. I had to explain to my sister that burglars don't have keys. FML


Today, it was my great aunt's funeral. We all had to wait two hours for the service to begin, because they forgot to dig the grave. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40263) - you deserved it (2589)

On 08/29/2014 at 2:54pm - misc - by abbshows (man) - United States

Today, my boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken breast. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43223) - you deserved it (5208)

On 08/22/2014 at 8:05am - work - by haileelouxxx (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, it's my birthday. When I asked my mom if we were gonna do anything special for my birthday. She said, "don't lie to me. It's not your birthday." FML


I agree, your life sucks (46502) - you deserved it (3286)

On 08/16/2014 at 1:09am - misc - by bad birthdays - United States (California)

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