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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 April 1998 (17 years)
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About Morgan123883 : Proud auntie.❤️
CNA. AUA in training.
Future neonatologist👶🏻🍼
"The only thing to fear is fear itself."

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Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML


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On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, one of my three-year-old twin daughters asked, "Dad, can we get a cat?" I replied in a gentle dad voice, "No, honey, dad is allergic to cats. That means they make him sneeze and sniffle. So we can't get a cat. Sorry." After a slight pause, the other asked, "When you die can we get a cat?" FML


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