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Today, my father decided that since I'm 21 and have never had a girlfriend, he would buy me a book on how to talk to girls. The book is written by a 9-year-old kid. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28423) - you deserved it (6200)

On 11/04/2011 at 2:57am - love - by foreverashamed - Canada

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

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On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I overheard a couple talking behind me. She said, "You wanna know what's really scary?" He said, "the size of that guy? Yeah he's huge", to which she replied, "no, the scary thing is that's a chick." They weren't talking about me, but they sure were talking about my girlfriend. FML

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On 04/07/2009 at 12:53am - love - by effedfosh (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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