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Moonlightring

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Moonlightring

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 141
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Moonlightring : Hey! Call me Val. *smiles* I have green eyes and curly-wavy light brown hair with blond highlights.
I know English, as it is my first language. I'm learning German so I can (hopefully some day) live in Germany :D
I love to sing and draw, and if you'd like to see some of my art, check out my deviantart account. I gave my username at the bottom of my info. I've been drawing ever since i was little, and have since improved!
Video. Games. Are. My. Life. *blink blink* I love Gears of War 3, Left 4 Dead (who cares if its old?), Plague inc. (i think thats what its called... Its on Steam on PC), and Minecraft.
I LOVE POKEMON. I HAVE BEEN LOVING IT FOR AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER. First generation is the best c;
I love playing basketball and volleyball, and swimming is amazing in my opinion. I love watching hockey, but i cant play to save my life.
My deviantart: Moonlightring
(Yeah, i know. Same name, but meh. XD )

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Moonlightring's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to marry me and be the father of my children. Five minutes later, he told me he wants to experience death. FML

#21188654
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42492) - you deserved it (4705)

On 06/26/2014 at 12:03am - love - by Anon (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while waiting for the start of a concert, the man behind me decided to pee into a cup. Then the cup tipped over and drained all down my leg. FML

Today, I was talking to my boss about dogs and cats. I'm a dog person; he's a cat person. He told me that he likes cats better, because they are laid back and don't do anything all day. Before I could stop myself, I blurted out, "Just like you?" FML

#21188385
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36870) - you deserved it (25117)

On 06/25/2014 at 8:20pm - work - by Respect101 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I returned home from an extended vacation only to find out my cousin wasn't kidding when he said he was going to steal my boyfriend. I thought I was dating a straight guy. FML

#20761976
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42826) - you deserved it (3162)

On 07/03/2013 at 4:56pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was fired from my job. My boss claimed it was because I smelled like alcohol, never mind the fact that my job was brew master at a beer company. FML

#19226913
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30516) - you deserved it (1882)

On 03/06/2012 at 12:05pm - work - by sdk2010 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I ordered a pizza. I paid and tipped the pizza guy, and instead of saying goodbye, I got tongue-tied and said, "I love you, boo." FML

#18546937
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13724) - you deserved it (26419)

On 12/18/2011 at 6:36pm - misc - by Musicfreak (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, Santa ran over my foot with a Segway. FML

#18435117
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22180) - you deserved it (2561)

On 12/05/2011 at 8:21am - misc - by areyouserial - United States

Today, my family went to Seaworld. When we got there, my dad sarcastically told me not to get lost, because I might get mistaken for Shamu. FML

#16255718
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35627) - you deserved it (7273)

On 05/19/2011 at 6:46pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I found out the hard way that if you think a waiter is hot, you probably shouldn't tell your parents. They could react by screaming at him across the room to tell him you think he's a hottie. FML

#15203097
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26619) - you deserved it (14533)

On 03/05/2011 at 12:34am - misc - by anonymous - France

Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. 20 minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML

#4158002
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57194) - you deserved it (17199)

On 07/30/2009 at 10:43am - animals - by dumbo (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, I discovered an enormous hairy spider sitting in the bathtub. I also discovered that I scream like a girl and pee a little bit when I am truly terrified. FML

#2656270
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43972) - you deserved it (11339)

On 06/06/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by imfromtexas02 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I spent the whole day seeing how many licks it would take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop: 763. I'm 24. FML

#2209832
393 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48672) - you deserved it (20984)

On 05/23/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by Tootsy_Roll_Pop (man) - United States

Today, I realized what my mom has been calling me for 20 years. She always calls me her "little fehler." With her being from Germany, I always thought it was a cute little nickname. Apparently, she's been calling me her "little mistake." FML

#1837844
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (91978) - you deserved it (4994)

On 05/11/2009 at 5:09am - misc - by mistake (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I were having some fertilization problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said "mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML

#814298
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70962) - you deserved it (4675)

On 04/05/2009 at 9:32am - health - by manlyman (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, our school went to an elementary school to read to the kids. One of the girls in my group asked me if she could switch into another group, so I asked her what was wrong with mine. She said, "Nothing, I wanna be in her group. She's prettier." I was insulted by a kindergartner. FML

#263289
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47865) - you deserved it (3469)

On 03/10/2009 at 6:51pm - misc - by thanksjill (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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