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About Moonlightring : Hey! Call me Val. *smiles* I have green eyes and curly-wavy light brown hair with blond highlights.
I know English, as it is my first language. I'm learning German so I can (hopefully some day) live in Germany :D
I love to sing and draw, and if you'd like to see some of my art, check out my deviantart account. I gave my username at the bottom of my info. I've been drawing ever since i was little, and have since improved!
Video. Games. Are. My. Life. *blink blink* I love Gears of War 3, Left 4 Dead (who cares if its old?), Plague inc. (i think thats what its called... Its on Steam on PC), and Minecraft.
I LOVE POKEMON. I HAVE BEEN LOVING IT FOR AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER. First generation is the best c;
I love playing basketball and volleyball, and swimming is amazing in my opinion. I love watching hockey, but i cant play to save my life.
My deviantart: Moonlightring
(Yeah, i know. Same name, but meh. XD )
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Today, I was talking to my boss about dogs and cats. I'm a dog person; he's a cat person. He told me that he likes cats better, because they are laid back and don't do anything all day. Before I could stop myself, I blurted out, "Just like you?" FML
Today, I found out the hard way that if you think a waiter is hot, you probably shouldn't tell your parents. They could react by screaming at him across the room to tell him you think he's a hottie. FML
Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. 20 minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML
Today, I realized what my mom has been calling me for 20 years. She always calls me her "little fehler." With her being from Germany, I always thought it was a cute little nickname. Apparently, she's been calling me her "little mistake." FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I were having some fertilization problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said "mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, our school went to an elementary school to read to the kids. One of the girls in my group asked me if she could switch into another group, so I asked her what was wrong with mine. She said, "Nothing, I wanna be in her group. She's prettier." I was insulted by a kindergartner. FML
Monday 1 September 2014