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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 September 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 761
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MoonDreamer30 : I'm a french student who studies in Switzerland (forgive my english mistakes =P) and I'm used to spend sometimes reading FML, so I finally decided to open an account.
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Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing a breakup note with permanent marker on my newly painted bedroom wall. FML

#17355077
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40037) - you deserved it (3238)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:47pm - love - by thedancer5 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was presented with a bill for $27,601 by my single, alcoholic, deadbeat father. Why? "For having to raise your goddamn lazy ass." FML

#17350517
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37498) - you deserved it (2893)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:45am - money - by bigbill - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was going to a talent show. On the way there, my car broke down, I lost my keys and managed to slam my hand in a window. I got there and waited in the theater for an hour before a janitor came by and said, "Show is tomorrow, lady." FML

#17278352
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29962) - you deserved it (9248)

On 07/27/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by lizzie - United States (North Carolina)

Today, someone had the unique opportunity to be able to say to me, "Excuse me, your pants are on fire." FML

#17270186
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30270) - you deserved it (5221)

On 07/26/2011 at 5:22pm - health - by smokin (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

#17253046
371 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13875) - you deserved it (60643)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:12am - health - by Smokey9 - United States (Florida)

Today, I learned that I'm allergic to hornets. I also learned that when your mom sprays a hornets' nest, and they come after you, that jumping in the pool doesn't help. They hover and wait for you to surface. FML

#17248199
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40143) - you deserved it (3439)

On 07/25/2011 at 12:14am - health - by sisi9999 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I learned that I'm allergic to hornets. I also learned that when your mom sprays a hornets' nest, and they come after you, that jumping in the pool doesn't help. They hover and wait for you to surface. FML

#17248199
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40143) - you deserved it (3439)

On 07/25/2011 at 12:14am - health - by sisi9999 (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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