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Today, I screamed like a little girl and scrambled to climb atop the toilet seat when I saw a cockroach running around our bathroom. My 5-year-old nephew came in, slapped it to death and said not to be scared, because he'll always protect me. FML
by MyBallsForSaleOnEbay / 08/21/2015 at 11:25am / Malta / Kids
by Anonymous / 08/21/2015 at 4:33am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by lonelygal69 / 08/19/2015 at 1:54am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, and he asked me to tell him what I wanted him to do. I said I wanted him to make me scream and cum. To which he replied, "Okay, be realistic now". FML
by imonfmlnow / 08/13/2015 at 12:24pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/12/2015 at 1:50pm / United States / Love
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. When I went to change into tight jeans which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled: "It's the mommy show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
by Anonymous / 08/09/2015 at 8:37pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Anonymous / 08/08/2015 at 12:02am / United States (Oregon) / Money
Today, I got fired from my part-time job, because I insisted on keeping my phone in my pocket and never using it, instead of putting it in locker without a lock or security camera, that anyone can go through. The manager found out by searching my locker for the past 3 weeks. Ironic. FML
by Chesty Larue / 08/06/2015 at 8:29pm / United States / Work
by anonymous / 08/06/2015 at 4:33am / United States (California) / Work
by BrandonDrapeau / 08/02/2015 at 10:57pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
by LexiD19 / 07/31/2015 at 6:56pm / United States (South Carolina) / Work
by Anonymous / 07/31/2015 at 2:55pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Sad Mom / 07/24/2015 at 10:04pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, while working security at my job, for the second time, a man with Down's Syndrome entered the store, went to one of the demo computers, opened YouTube, pulled up a video of oiled women wrestling and jerked off. There is no protocol in the handbook for how to deal with this scenario. FML
by Bishop423 / 07/22/2015 at 12:21am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 07/19/2015 at 9:23pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
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