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by BrandonDrapeau / 08/02/2015 at 10:57pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
by LexiD19 / 07/31/2015 at 6:56pm / United States (South Carolina) / Work
by Anonymous / 07/31/2015 at 2:55pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Sad Mom / 07/24/2015 at 10:04pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, while working security at my job, for the second time, a man with Down's Syndrome entered the store, went to one of the demo computers, opened YouTube, pulled up a video of oiled women wrestling and jerked off. There is no protocol in the handbook for how to deal with this scenario. FML
by Bishop423 / 07/22/2015 at 12:21am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 07/19/2015 at 9:23pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by EternalBlossom / 07/14/2015 at 1:03am / United States / Intimacy
Today, most of my family was out of the house, so I took the opportunity to go to the bathroom and browse some porn. Five minutes later my sister comes and asks me to disconnect from bluetooth and that my "dinosaur noises" were blocking her and her friend's music. I'm currently hiding in shame. FML
by Nigel / 07/13/2015 at 5:15pm / United States / Intimacy
by brichard22 / 07/12/2015 at 10:25am / United States (California) / Kids
by whymomwhy / 07/11/2015 at 1:20pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by savannahsboxxx / 07/11/2015 at 8:09am / United States / Animals
Today, at 3 in the morning, I was getting out of bed to use the bathroom, when my boyfriend grabbed my arm, looked at me wide-eyed and begged, "Don't... They'll take your skin..." He doesn't remember saying it, and now I'm scared shitless to use the bathroom at night. FML
by Julianapilikusplatosophophes / 07/10/2015 at 11:49pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
Today, my psycho ex girlfriend got up in my face after I dumped her. She said I'm going to pay and that one day, when I think I'm safe and happy, my joy will turn to ash in my mouth. When I pointed out she'd just ripped off a Game of Thrones quote, she kneed me in the balls. FML
by Anonymous / 07/10/2015 at 10:42pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by Anonymous / 07/10/2015 at 12:52pm / United Kingdom (Nottingham) / Kids
Today, while lifeguarding over children at work, I started thinking about my girlfriend and got a hard on. Before I realized it, I saved a kid and then hopped out of the pool next to a 5 year old in front of my managers and a little over 50 patrons with a raging boner. My HR meeting is tomorrow. FML
by notacreep / 07/06/2015 at 1:28pm / United States (California) / Intimacy