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Today, I found out my son was never accepted into the local university 2 years ago. He actually went out and got a job, and only lied about it so he could keep living in my house rent-free. The conniving bastard makes more than I do at my minimum-wage job. FML
by Suckered / 12/04/2015 at 4:47pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by CaraMaria / 11/24/2015 at 4:02am / United States / Miscellaneous
by helpme / 11/24/2015 at 1:34am / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
by burnbabyburn / 11/11/2015 at 12:47pm / United Kingdom / Work
Today, I went to a party with a friend. All I remember is passing out on the couch. About 10 minutes ago I was woken up by a bucket of cold water and thrown out by the guy who lives there. I'm still dripping and very cold, and I have no idea where the hell I am. FML
by / 10/31/2015 at 8:36am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
by Congrats? / 10/27/2015 at 11:16am / United States (Illinois) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/19/2015 at 5:46pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend brought me a bunny for a house present for moving into our first house. She escaped her cage and bit through the electrical wires, cutting out all our power and electrocuting and killing herself. FML
by bluebelle / 10/19/2015 at 7:10am / Australia / Animals
by Anonymous / 10/18/2015 at 10:23am / United States (Arkansas) / Kids
Today, my girlfriend and I were trying to get it on on the bed. As soon as things were starting to get heated, I turned over and saw that my dog had not only jumped up on the bed, but had been watching and started to hump the pillow next to our heads. FML
by GiveADogABone / 10/15/2015 at 6:47pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/13/2015 at 3:35am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, while having lunch with my grandparents, my grandpa's eyes glazed over, his head fell and he slumped in his chair. I started panicking and almost cried, thinking he was dead. Then he laughed and said "Just kidding. I'm fine." FML
by Anonymous / 10/09/2015 at 2:02pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by shh / 10/09/2015 at 3:06am / United States (Arizona) / Kids
Today, at the swimming pool, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up on my 5-year-old daughter underwater and surprise her. I grabbed her by the sides, and she shrieked. A moment later, a brown cloud erupted from her swimsuit. Cue screaming and a mass panic from the other kids. FML
by Anonymous / 10/03/2015 at 3:00am / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
by Nick Pat / 09/30/2015 at 9:13am / Miscellaneous