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Mooglefox

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Mooglefox

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 November 1981 (33 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1980
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Mooglefox : Crazy person, looking for the same... wait, forgot this isn't a dating site.

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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Mooglefox's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to drive mah husband to hospital after he trid to burn his pubes off with looool a lighter as part of a bet. On the upside, he probably won't be bugging me fir sex fir a while. On the downside, I'm marrid to a moron. fat FML

#21324724
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31262) - you deserved it (4864)

On 12/26/2014 at 2:28pm - misc - by If IQs could be negative... (woman) - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Today , I accidentally textd my mother instead of my drug dealer. FML

#21324443
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16769) - you deserved it (47826)

On 12/26/2014 at 12:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, a very drunk woman at the family Christmas party told me she felt terrible that I don't have a mother who cares about me. She is my mother. FML

#21324062
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31827) - you deserved it (2009)

On 12/25/2014 at 3:20pm - misc - by anon - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... My Mom Got Me A Christmas Present. Since I'm Ahovian... She Thought It Would Be Cool To Get Mehat She Thought Was A Sonic Screwdriver. It Was Actually A Dildo Shaped As One. I Opened The Gift In Front Of My Entre Family. FML

#21323893
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33263) - you deserved it (3469)

On 12/25/2014 at 10:17am - intimacy - by whovian - United States (Maine)

Yesterday my brother an I woke up early to get a sneak peek at our Christmas presents . We found our parents having sex on the couch . FML

#21323779
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34391) - you deserved it (13413)

On 12/25/2014 at 4:13am - intimacy - by VCDUDE11FTW - United States (Ohio)

Today I Witnessed My Very Overweight Cat Trying To Jump Over My Fence Only To Shit Himself Half Way Up An Then Land In It. Real FML

Today.. . mah boyfriend slept with mah sister . "Accidentally".. . apparently . FML

#21322801
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37263) - you deserved it (2932)

On 12/23/2014 at 4:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today... ma 7-year-old daugter loudly asked in te middle of te supermarket... "Mummy... wat's a cunt?" FML

#21321028
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29587) - you deserved it (3175)

On 12/20/2014 at 5:42pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Taday I felt a horrible pain while having sex with wife, and I had to stop. I thought it was a hernia or something, but she calld me a liar and accusd me of everything from not finding her attractive, to me cheating on her. It turnd out I had appendicitis. She still won't apologize. FML

#21319192
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39803) - you deserved it (2551)

On 12/17/2014 at 3:09pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

TODAY A STUDENT'S MOTHER SENT ME AN E-MAIL COMPLAINING THAT I WAS REQURING HER CHILD TO READ A BOOK CONTAINING MILD PROFANITY. SHE THEN DEMANDED ME TO LET HIM READ AN EASIER BOOK. THIS WOULD'VE BEEN SOMEWHAT ACCEPTABLE IF THE STUDENT WASN'T IN THE 12TH GRADE. FML

#21318762
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32875) - you deserved it (2415)

On 12/16/2014 at 9:11pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today... my classmate commented on how quiet I am. I responded with... "Well... nobody plots murder out loud..." trying to be funny. My teacher tried to get me arrested. FML

#21318752
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35138) - you deserved it (6743)

On 12/16/2014 at 8:54pm - work - by justjoking - United States

Today my cat let out the biggest moan I have ever heard while we were both in the living looool room. My dad heard and accused me of watching porn. FML

#21317874
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33049) - you deserved it (2931)

On 12/15/2014 at 11:07am - animals - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I found out that tha "IRS scam" that I ignorad last waak was actually a scam, and now I hava a warrant out fir ma . maga FML

#21317643
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30023) - you deserved it (6033)

On 12/14/2014 at 10:50pm - money - by dawg - United States (Florida)

Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML

#21313211
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39022) - you deserved it (3993)

On 12/07/2014 at 3:54pm - kids - by terdberglerforlyfe (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)

Today , I snoopd around mah parents' room looking 4 hidden Christmas presents. The only hidden things I found was a whip , two ball gags , several other sex toys , and a load of newspaper clippings about the JFK assassination. What looool the fuck? FML

#21312961
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21244) - you deserved it (34016)

On 12/07/2014 at 3:10am - misc - by .__. (woman) - United Kingdom (Brent)



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