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Mooglefox

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Mooglefox

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 November 1981 (34 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3534
  • Number of comments : 143
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Mooglefox : Crazy person, looking for the same... wait, forgot this isn't a dating site.

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Visits<b>shadow_heart_13</b> - yesterday at 10:07am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 10:29am<b>Red_Curls1995</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 2:16pm<b>Kuibe</b> - the 12/21/2015 at 3:53pm<b>loubabe69</b> - the 12/14/2015 at 12:21am<b>stereomommy</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 5:21pm<b>ChickenNug</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 3:03pm<b>Dominus101</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 3:06am<b>FitFriday</b> - the 09/18/2015 at 2:18pm<b>jaydoug92</b> - the 09/08/2015 at 10:54am<b>smeegle</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 7:28pm<b>koltey6969</b> - the 08/29/2015 at 6:48pm<b>tbear4prez</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 3:07am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 1:19am<b>Geary519</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 1:16pm<b>AprilBlahBlah</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 4:11pm<b>sunnyray812</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 3:00pm<b>Dreeves66</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 9:34am

Fucked!<b>loubabe69</b> - the 12/14/2015 at 6:21am

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100 kick ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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Mooglefox's favorite FMLs

Today, I visited my son at his university accommodations and noticed he's clearly never cleaned it since he moved in two years ago. I tried cleaning it myself, but gave up entirely when I found what looked like mushrooms growing out of an old takeout container. FML

#21524464
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15796) - you deserved it (1768)

On 02/09/2016 at 4:35pm - kids - by Pauline (woman) - United States

Today, I was clipping my abnormally thick toenails. I had to apply so much pressure on the clippers that a nail flew off, hit me in the eyeball and scratched my cornea. The doctor nearly fell off his chair laughing during my eye exam after I told him what happened. FML

#21523193
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19494) - you deserved it (1910)

On 02/05/2016 at 8:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, a long standing fantasy was ruined when the only lasting impression from my first threesome was of how good my boyfriend is at giving other guys a blowjob. FML

#21522994
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18643) - you deserved it (6534)

On 02/05/2016 at 4:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, which he was happy about, until I told him in the interest of fair play he also had to let me fuck him with a strap on. It didn't take him very long to suddenly decide anal is disgusting, with all kinds of health risks. And he thinks he's the smart one. FML

#21522856
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20305) - you deserved it (3075)

On 02/04/2016 at 8:01pm - intimacy - by sandra (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

Today, my psycho-obsessed ex-girlfriend blabbed all about how she got a check in the mail for $1000 from CrimeStoppers on Facebook and Twitter. This explains how my current girlfriend and two of my friends all got arrested last week for having weed. FML

#21522828
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18223) - you deserved it (4279)

On 02/04/2016 at 5:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, at my job drug testing high schoolers, I see that one of the kids selected for the testing looked incredibly high. So, after he goes in the bathroom and gives me his cup with his urine inside, I take a closer look and see that the little shit jizzed in the cup. I hate my job. FML

#21522183
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23319) - you deserved it (2269)

On 02/02/2016 at 5:53pm - work - by zachhewett - United States (Alabama)

Today, around 12 a.m., my pet parrot said a sentence I've never heard him say before. Usually this would be exciting, but considering he said, 'I killed the bird', and that one of my two love birds mysteriously died a few days ago, it's safe to say I'm now terrified. FML

#21520327
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23171) - you deserved it (1561)

On 01/28/2016 at 3:39am - animals - by sweetie808 - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my dad told my girlfriend that she's the son he never had. FML

Today, my grandma saw me putting some mints in my mouth when she walked by my room. Instead of confronting me, she told my dad I was doing drugs. FML

#21519494
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18960) - you deserved it (1156)

On 01/25/2016 at 10:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my pubic hairs were poking into my wang, I went to scratch it. Something bit my hand. FML

#21518044
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20126) - you deserved it (7654)

On 01/22/2016 at 12:47am - animals - by swag papi - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML

#21518068
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21205) - you deserved it (2062) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/21/2016 at 7:11pm - love - by Kimel - France (Franche-Comte)

Today, while I was taking a shower, my boyfriend came into the bathroom to ask me a question. When I got out of the shower, I was greeted with a horrifying cutout of Michael Jackson. I fell backwards, shattering the glass shower door. I needed stitches. FML

Today, I was at school deleting documents I no longer needed on my school account. After clicking empty trash can, I saw a final paper on political science deleted. I'm not in political science, and I wasn't deleting files on my account. FML

#21517390
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17518) - you deserved it (9630)

On 01/20/2016 at 2:20pm - misc - by Jennifer (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I accidentally let out a silent but obscenely deadly fart in the doctor's waiting room. It was so foul that a woman got insanely pissed at her kid because she thought he'd shat his pants again. FML

#21517322
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19571) - you deserved it (3166)

On 01/20/2016 at 9:27am - kids - by lambeaster (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I was told that if I was caught yawning again, I'd be fired. FML

#21517084
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19153) - you deserved it (2096)

On 01/19/2016 at 6:36pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)



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