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by Anonymous / 08/24/2016 at 11:50pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to ask my sister if she shit her pants because the smell of poop was following us around Paris. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I had to ask an eighteen year old, or that she said yes and didn't do anything. FML
by smellsfunnyinfrance / 08/21/2016 at 12:43pm / United Kingdom / Holidays
by an unlucky man / 08/05/2016 at 5:37am / United States (California) / Love
by SkyrimGamerMoM / 07/14/2016 at 3:49pm / United States (North Dakota) / Geek
by Seeyounarabish / 07/10/2016 at 11:06pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
Today, I reassured a close friend that he could tell me anything. Now all our conversations are almost exclusively about his kinks. Did you know a well-stretched human anus can hold an entire bag of jumbo marshmallows? FML
by faily_tales / 07/10/2016 at 8:37pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I'd had enough of the annoying bird constantly singing in the shrillest bird voice possible outside of my window, so I chased it around the yard, shooing it away, as my cat sat there and watched. FML
by ByeByeBirdie / 06/29/2016 at 6:41pm / United States (Alabama) / Animals
by Anonymous / 06/26/2016 at 8:22am / Australia (Queensland) / Animals
by EevieBear / 06/25/2016 at 5:08pm / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
by anal-retentive / 06/23/2016 at 4:00pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/18/2016 at 10:09am / United States (California) / Work
Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML
by Anonymous / 05/31/2016 at 12:11pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/29/2016 at 11:15am / Denmark / Miscellaneous
Today, my dad mentioned how quickly I go through batteries. I've been single and celibate since I moved back home 11 months ago. He doesn't realize this and keeps asking about "missing" batteries. FML
by thundermoo / 05/27/2016 at 12:13pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy