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Moochi456
  • Town/Country : United States
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  • Number of visits : 119
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Moochi456 : Not much to know about me.

I ride horses competitively. I love animals and books. I rescued a kitty two years ago! I've been training a thoroughbred (race horse, of course no longer on the track) for jumping work for 7+ months now and I love him more than anything! Even though he likes to give bucking fits when I ask him to actually work for me lol.

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Today, I thought it would be funny to smack my daughter's head gently with a balloon. It hit her hair clip and exploded. She won't stop crying, and my wife will be home any minute. I'm screwed. FML

#21100295
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39079) - you deserved it (16432)

On 03/30/2014 at 4:36pm - kids - by and not even in the good way (man) - United States

Today, my 6-year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML

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265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44328) - you deserved it (4781)

On 12/07/2013 at 12:29pm - kids - by john doe (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my mom told me that when my sister and I were born, the first thing my dad said was, "I hope they don't turn out vegetarian." I did. FML

#20971339
142 comments

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On 11/26/2013 at 1:35pm - misc - by fack (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom told me that when my sister and I were born, the first thing my dad said was, "I hope they don't turn out vegetarian." I did. FML

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On 11/26/2013 at 1:35pm - misc - by fack (woman) - United States (California)



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