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  • Number of visits : 183
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Moochi456 : Not much to know about me.

I ride horses competitively. I love animals and books. I've been training a thoroughbred (race horse, of course no longer on the track) for jumping work for 7+ months now and I love him more than anything! Even though he likes to give bucking fits when I ask him to actually work for me lol. He was just in his first show and got we 8 first place ribbons out of the 9 classes we entered!
Now my coach has me training two more horses so I'm really busy 24/7! Yeah! Leg muscles!!!

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Moochi456's favorite FMLs

Today, my psycho, animal-hating neighbour "accidentally" ran over my cat. This is the second time he's "accidentally" done this to a neighbourhood pet since he moved in, three weeks ago. FML

#21157136
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45578) - you deserved it (3400)

On 05/30/2014 at 1:28pm - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, at work I had to explain to a client that male dogs can wear red collars and it doesn't make them "gay". The client then got angry and stormed out of the store, causing me to get written up. FML

#21153154
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41916) - you deserved it (4384)

On 05/27/2014 at 7:15am - animals - by Holyguacamoly (woman) - Iceland

Today, my mom insisted on making my lunch. She didn't know that knives are banned at my high school, and packed me a steak knife for cream cheese. I'm now suspended for 7 days, and she refuses to say that she did anything wrong. FML

#21152537
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50218) - you deserved it (4794)

On 05/26/2014 at 6:34pm - misc - by megangubler - United States (Illinois)

Today, to teach my 14-year-old son a serious lesson for bullying a child at school again, I grounded him for the rest of the year. He just snorted and said, "Cool, I'll just jack off all year then! Thanks, mum!" and happily retreated to his bedroom. FML

#21132433
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42652) - you deserved it (8177)

On 05/06/2014 at 2:38pm - kids - by Satan's Mum (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I had to convince my 3-year-old son that there were monsters in the house just so he would lie in bed and cuddle me. FML

#21112742
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33817) - you deserved it (24683)

On 04/14/2014 at 12:57pm - kids - by tinytiny1124 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I thought it would be funny to smack my daughter's head gently with a balloon. It hit her hair clip and exploded. She won't stop crying, and my wife will be home any minute. I'm screwed. FML

#21100295
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41137) - you deserved it (17850)

On 03/30/2014 at 4:36pm - kids - by and not even in the good way (man) - United States

Today, my 6-year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML

#20983816
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47132) - you deserved it (5498)

On 12/07/2013 at 12:29pm - kids - by john doe (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my mom told me that when my sister and I were born, the first thing my dad said was, "I hope they don't turn out vegetarian." I did. FML

#20971339
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36751) - you deserved it (9134)

On 11/26/2013 at 1:35pm - misc - by fack (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom told me that when my sister and I were born, the first thing my dad said was, "I hope they don't turn out vegetarian." I did. FML

#20971339
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36751) - you deserved it (9134)

On 11/26/2013 at 1:35pm - misc - by fack (woman) - United States (California)



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