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MooCowPlywood

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MooCowPlywood

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 197
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About MooCowPlywood : I like a big butts and I cannot lie.

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Today, my strict Christian mother walked into my room just after I'd finished masturbating. Although dressed, I was still holding the used tissue, which she noticed. Having to think fast to disguise my deed and avoid an entire sermon, I had no option but to blow my nose with the spunky tissue. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49127) - you deserved it (25567)

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