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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 March 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1436
  • Number of comments : 93
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Mons : I stare at your profile, and you stare back at mine.

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Liked!<b>Zenithbeauty</b> - the 02/04/2015 at 9:21am<b>Araizaboi</b> - the 01/31/2015 at 7:43pm<b>CandienInEurope</b> - the 01/31/2015 at 8:46am<b>RoseWithThorns</b> - the 01/31/2015 at 6:52am<b>rachelpayne18</b> - the 01/30/2015 at 2:41am<b>x3jmac27</b> - the 01/29/2015 at 9:59pm<b>leahb99</b> - the 12/27/2014 at 7:27am<b>juststephhere</b> - the 12/27/2014 at 4:42am<b>ally_sanderson</b> - the 12/08/2014 at 1:57am<b>Mr_snuggels</b> - the 12/07/2014 at 11:54pm<b>okibi1</b> - the 10/05/2014 at 10:35pm<b>cjwayy</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 11:29pm

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I like your style

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Mons's favorite FMLs

Today, I was feeling frisky for the first time in months, so I started feeling up my husband. He kept insisting he had a headache and that he wasn't feeling it tonight. When I noticed his sarcasm, he said "Yeah, doesn't feel so great, does it?" and turned the TV volume up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10437) - you deserved it (55255)

On 02/24/2012 at 10:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt. When he told me I had tennis elbow I said "that's funny I don't play tennis". Then he asked me if I had a girlfriend. When I said no he said "Well I guess we solved this one." FML


I agree, your life sucks (71323) - you deserved it (18441)

On 04/04/2009 at 12:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

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