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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 March 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1336
  • Number of comments : 93
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Mons : I stare at your profile, and you stare back at mine.

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Mons's favorite FMLs

Today, I was feeling frisky for the first time in months, so I started feeling up my husband. He kept insisting he had a headache and that he wasn't feeling it tonight. When I noticed his sarcasm, he said "Yeah, doesn't feel so great, does it?" and turned the TV volume up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10418) - you deserved it (55224)

On 02/24/2012 at 10:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt. When he told me I had tennis elbow I said "that's funny I don't play tennis". Then he asked me if I had a girlfriend. When I said no he said "Well I guess we solved this one." FML


I agree, your life sucks (71255) - you deserved it (18436)

On 04/04/2009 at 12:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

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