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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 March 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 859
  • Number of comments : 90
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Mons : My name is Mons, Im 19 years old and from Sweden. Im a PROFESSIONAL profile reader and profile image clicker. I've studied it for 25 years at the Swedish royal university of profile checking. And during my time here I've found out that most people here are very needy and tries to brag about the most laughable things. Are you one of those people? Of corse you aren't! High five you

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Today, I was feeling frisky for the first time in months, so I started feeling up my husband. He kept insisting he had a headache and that he wasn't feeling it tonight. When I noticed his sarcasm, he said "Yeah, doesn't feel so great, does it?" and turned the TV volume up. FML


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On 02/24/2012 at 10:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt. When he told me I had tennis elbow I said "that's funny I don't play tennis". Then he asked me if I had a girlfriend. When I said no he said "Well I guess we solved this one." FML


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