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Mons
  • Town/Country : Koping, Sweden
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 March 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 598
  • Number of comments : 88
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Mons : My name is Mons, Im 18 years old and I live in Sweden. I play way too much computer games and drink way too much energy drinks. Back in the before time, in the long long ago I sometimes got that thing when it feels like your heart jumps after drinking lots of em but now ive adapted to this new habitat and i never get that anymore. I feel like this profile description kinda slided of its course, sorry!

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Today, I was feeling frisky for the first time in months, so I started feeling up my husband. He kept insisting he had a headache and that he wasn't feeling it tonight. When I noticed his sarcasm, he said "Yeah, doesn't feel so great, does it?" and turned the TV volume up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7283) - you deserved it (38894)

On 02/24/2012 at 10:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend over webcam with a cute negligee. He was doing homework. Half an hour later, he finally noticed. Apparently pre-calc is more interesting than his girlfriend. I guess polynomials are just curvier than me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12621) - you deserved it (25841)

On 10/07/2009 at 12:39am - love - by NotAParabola (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt. When he told me I had tennis elbow I said "that's funny I don't play tennis". Then he asked me if I had a girlfriend. When I said no he said "Well I guess we solved this one." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63468) - you deserved it (16083)

On 04/04/2009 at 12:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)



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