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  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 August 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 367
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About MonkeyNips : Good laughs and fun times are what I'm all about x)

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Today, upon getting out of the shower, I discovered the towel I grabbed off the rack had dried poop on it. Apparently, during my sister's birthday party yesterday, we'd run out of toilet paper. FML

#12288946
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34118) - you deserved it (3785)

On 08/03/2010 at 2:13pm - misc - by missalexa - United States (California)

Today, I learned that you should never, ever, under any circumstance, take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night. FML

#11281809
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11061) - you deserved it (51408)

On 06/18/2010 at 1:42am - health - by emilygreeny - United States

Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML

#7542505
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65928) - you deserved it (6465)

On 01/24/2010 at 11:12am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I came home from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took the house and most of the money, sister is seven months pregnant, brother was arrested for statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." Oh, and my fish died. FML

#6989911
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (87157) - you deserved it (4982)

On 12/28/2009 at 7:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

#361047
1275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (694357) - you deserved it (464019)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)



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