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MonkeyKi

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MonkeyKi

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 June 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 95
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About MonkeyKi : I tried to get a different username, but I couldn't get said username, so now I'm mad at the world. Pizza is good. College is hard for lazy people. Video games are fun. "Life is real," whatever that means.

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MonkeyKi's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband and I decided to have a quickie before the kids woke up from their nap. The sex was amazing and I couldn't hold in my screams or not hit the wall. About 15 minutes in, both of our children came busting in with their nerf guns, screaming, "Where's the monster?" FML

#21025946
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53419) - you deserved it (32417)

On 01/12/2014 at 8:53pm - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was working as a cashier and a woman brought up a suitcase. As I was ringing her up I checked inside like I'm supposed to and I very jokingly say, "Look at all the stuff you're stealing." She laughed nervously then hit me in the head with her heavy purse before running out of the store. FML

#7215986
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30418) - you deserved it (3893)

On 01/08/2010 at 11:35am - work - by WesJaz (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my dad and a construction worker were having a long talk. I heard the door slam, and assumed that this worker had left. So I yelled out "Hey dad what were you talking about? Did you talk slowly so the idiot could understand?" Turns out my dad was the one who had walked out. FML

#219438
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6075) - you deserved it (59742)

On 03/05/2009 at 6:26pm - misc - by anashaalmajiid (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my parents gave me a shirt from Banana Republic for my birthday. It looked like one I had bought for myself a couple of days earlier but I thanked them and went to hang it in my closet. An empty hanger hung where I placed the shirt I had purchased. They gave me my shirt for my birthday. FML

#127425
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (105559) - you deserved it (4788)

On 02/24/2009 at 9:20pm - misc - by Rich (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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