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Today, I spent thirty minutes in the shower trying to remove "Pierre", a face complete with moustache that my girlfriend drew in sharpie on the tip of my cock. FML
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On 08/31/2011 at 10:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML
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On 08/12/2011 at 8:05pm - intimacy - by -_- - United States
Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 10:56am - intimacy - by footfood (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)
Today, I found out that my "secret admirer" I've been exchanging letters with for the last three months, and even started developing feelings for, is actually my ex best friend trying to pull a prank on me. FML
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On 08/08/2010 at 3:38pm - love - by pixiegirl - United States
Today, I got mugged. They wanted my phone and wallet. The most important thing in my wallet was my fully punched Smoothie King card. FML
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On 03/15/2010 at 11:05am - money - by ashleeylynn - United States
Today, the satellite radio at work went on the fritz, playing one song over and over. Management wouldn't turn it off, though, because then customers would miss out on all those upcoming-sale announcements that run intermittently. Meanwhile, I got to listen to "Footloose" for eight hours. FML
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On 03/15/2010 at 9:33am - work - by PunchingKennyLoggins (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I decided to wear my Ugg boots to work. I forgot that my office is carpeted and that the fur in my boots makes me shock every metal thing I touch. I work with computers all day. FML
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On 03/12/2010 at 11:39am - work - by jewel87 (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I moved into my aunt's house. She had a little too much fun in the sixties and now tells everyone about her many imagined conquests, including her church minister and several has-been celebrities. As a plus, I discovered she has a habit of wandering around the house in the nude. FML
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On 03/08/2010 at 2:31pm - misc - by Kristopher (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I woke up to the most awkward breakfast of my life. Apparently, last night after taking my sleeping pill, I went into my mom's room and started spilling secrets left and right. Secrets about my current crush, the people I've hooked up with, and how when I say I'm going over to my friend Beth's house, I'm really seeing a guy. FML
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On 03/08/2010 at 10:14am - love - by xXxtwilightLUV95xXx - United States (Texas)
Today, I have a rash all over my face because yesterday my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, I am allergic to the something in the tissues with which I was blowing my nose and wiping away my tears. FML
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On 03/08/2010 at 9:35am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, my fiance picked which new house he thinks we should live in based on the fact that the bathroom was set up in such a way that he can drink himself in to a stupor, then use the toilet and puke in the sink at the same time. FML
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On 03/07/2010 at 12:25pm - love - by ohshit (woman) - United States (Iowa)
Today, I received a phone call from my father asking how I spelled my name. Not only was he the parent who picked out my name, he was completely serious. FML
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On 03/07/2010 at 3:18am - misc - by crimson28 (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I found out that there's nothing like having to chase a 100-something lb. Bloodhound around the neighborhood when you're 8 months pregnant, with a 3 and 4 year old in tow. Especially when she runs the other way at the sight of you coming. FML
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On 03/02/2010 at 7:17am - kids - by Dogs loose - Sent from mobile version
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