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MondRubberduck

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  • Town/Country : Salzburg, Austria
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 September 1997 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1256
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About MondRubberduck : Can you see it? There, at the horizon!... there ist my freetime.

MondRubberduck's page activity

Visits<b>showmeyourears</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 2:21pm<b>notatypicalgirl</b> - the 03/11/2016 at 12:54pm<b>Devon2000</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 12:00am<b>GAeroNKissR</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 8:03pm<b>MiLM</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 2:28am<b>EnduringLife</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 12:53pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 9:35pm<b>perfect_insanity</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 10:48pm<b>keithsbooty</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 1:34pm<b>Just_A_Walker</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 11:44pm<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 7:39pm<b>hfudge</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 4:21pm<b>Donuts202</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 10:13pm<b>JokerPajamas</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 9:39am<b>bisexualbitch</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 3:40pm<b>vikky538</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 8:58pm<b>Bloodknight</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 4:06pm<b>hurtfeet</b> - the 01/18/2015 at 2:03am

Fucked!<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 2:35am<b>perfect_insanity</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 4:48am<b>keithsbooty</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 1:04am<b>tmd4L</b> - the 09/05/2014 at 4:12pm<b>BlackDesire</b> - the 06/13/2014 at 12:04pm

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MondRubberduck's favorite FMLs

Today, during a meal out with my team and bosses, I wasn't drinking. The waiter complained, "If you're not ordering alcohol, how am I supposed to take advantage of you later?" I'm not sure what's worse, the rapey pre-dinner joke or the awkward silence as my colleagues looked on. FML

Today, I was skating in the city when I slipped and fractured my arm. As I was lying in pain, a guy walked up to me, frisked my pocket and took my wallet. He then said: "It's nothing personal." FML

by ColdStones / 10/20/2014 at 4:50am / Norway (Hordaland) / Miscellaneous

Today, I asked my dad to give me a haircut. After 20 minutes of "fuck"s and "shit"s, he gave up and just shaved my head bald. I pull off the look so badly that two people I don't even know have already told me I look like a psychopath. FML

by alanh69 / 08/26/2014 at 3:12pm / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous

Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML

by whotouchedyou1 / 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm / United States (Texas) / Health

Today, my daughter told me that she liked her "other daddy" better. I don't know who's she talking about, but my wife is doing a good job telling her to be quiet. FML

by FirstDaddy / 06/16/2014 at 5:38pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids

Today, my two cats decided to have a brawl on top of me. I was just trying to get to sleep. Now I'm covered in scratches. FML

Today, my nineteen year old daughter handed me a book on raising children and said "Maybe you'll do better next time." FML

by Anonymous / 06/10/2014 at 4:06pm / Barbados (Saint Michael) / Kids

Today, I got cited for "internet plagiarism" and called to the dean's office. I'd been sitting a closed-book written exam, and my teacher had been breathing down my neck the whole time. FML

by Anonymous / 06/10/2014 at 11:05am / Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur) / Miscellaneous

Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML

by MiserableMan / 06/10/2014 at 12:02am / Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh) / Love

Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML

by Anonymous / 06/09/2014 at 11:30pm / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, I put my headphones on and laid down to relax to some music. I fell asleep, and woke up later to a police officer busting into my house. My neighbor had been knocking on my door, then looked through my window and saw me on my couch, and was convinced I'd died. FML

by I'm Not Dead Yet / 06/09/2014 at 3:37pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous

Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML

by blanknameisblank / 06/09/2014 at 3:36pm / United States (Georgia) / Health

Today, I clogged the only toilet at work. Thinking I could escape and blame someone else, I opened the door, only to see a line of people waiting outside. FML

by deservedly / 06/09/2014 at 12:28pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work

Today, at my all-night senior party, I was talking to the blind girl who I haven't had classes with since 9th grade. I unthinkingly opened the conversation with "Nice to see you again." FML

by It'd be nice to see you too. / 06/08/2014 at 10:17pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous

Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML

by Anonymous / 05/14/2014 at 4:43pm / United States (South Carolina) / Animals