About MondRubberduck : Can you see it? There, at the horizon!... there ist my freetime.
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Today, during a meal out with my team and bosses, I wasn't drinking. The waiter complained, "If you're not ordering alcohol, how am I supposed to take advantage of you later?" I'm not sure what's worse, the rapey pre-dinner joke or the awkward silence as my colleagues looked on. FML
by pabj208 / 03/05/2015 at 7:07pm / United Kingdom (Cardiff) / Work
by ColdStones / 10/20/2014 at 4:50am / Norway (Hordaland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I asked my dad to give me a haircut. After 20 minutes of "fuck"s and "shit"s, he gave up and just shaved my head bald. I pull off the look so badly that two people I don't even know have already told me I look like a psychopath. FML
by alanh69 / 08/26/2014 at 3:12pm / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
by whotouchedyou1 / 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by FirstDaddy / 06/16/2014 at 5:38pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids
by jaquie0812 / 06/12/2014 at 12:37pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Anonymous / 06/10/2014 at 4:06pm / Barbados (Saint Michael) / Kids
by Anonymous / 06/10/2014 at 11:05am / Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur) / Miscellaneous
by MiserableMan / 06/10/2014 at 12:02am / Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/09/2014 at 11:30pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I put my headphones on and laid down to relax to some music. I fell asleep, and woke up later to a police officer busting into my house. My neighbor had been knocking on my door, then looked through my window and saw me on my couch, and was convinced I'd died. FML
by I'm Not Dead Yet / 06/09/2014 at 3:37pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by blanknameisblank / 06/09/2014 at 3:36pm / United States (Georgia) / Health
by deservedly / 06/09/2014 at 12:28pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by It'd be nice to see you too. / 06/08/2014 at 10:17pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/14/2014 at 4:43pm / United States (South Carolina) / Animals
- Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be… Today, I had to explain to my husband why saving the condom from the first time we had sex is not… Today, I met with a student in office hours to discuss an assignment when my nose started bleeding.…