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Momo_Moonlight's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML

#4745
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33422) - you deserved it (9268)

On 02/01/2009 at 2:01pm - love - by someonevexed - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

Today, my friend caught me watching a movie on Oxygen instead of the Super Bowl. I'm a guy. FML

#4679
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8104) - you deserved it (28301)

On 02/01/2009 at 11:45am - misc - by Miko - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I interviewed for a call center job making $13/hr, the only job where they called back. I used to live in a doorman luxury apartment in Manhattan with a prime skyline view and clubhouse. That was last month. FML

#3730
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27759) - you deserved it (7684)

On 01/30/2009 at 11:19am - money - by Banker - United States (Virginia)

Today, I woke up and I'm still in the Marine Corps. FML

#2960
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16120) - you deserved it (38101)

On 01/28/2009 at 4:24am - work - by carboat - United States (California)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48895) - you deserved it (9087)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML

#1986
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5876) - you deserved it (42899)

On 01/21/2009 at 5:03am - work - by Wititipwitpwit - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up with a hangover, but went to school anyway without showering, applying makeup, and still wearing my pajama bottoms. While taking the subway, I bumped into my ex-boyfriend who I hadn't seen a year. His new girlfriend looked at me and said, "You look... tired." FML

#1930
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9702) - you deserved it (18774)

On 01/20/2009 at 4:38pm - misc - by babygurl69 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had lunch with a couple of my friends and a guy I like. Another guy I have a crush on came and ate with us too. After lunch, one of the guys I have a crush on told me the other guy I like is sexy. FML

#1220
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20325) - you deserved it (4211)

On 01/15/2009 at 10:07am - love - by dexter - United States (California)

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

#689
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19626) - you deserved it (7027)

On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version

Today, I decide to go to my ex-girlfriend's house to bring her stuff back. I broke up with her earlier this week after a 2 year relationship, and I'd hoped she would have realized her mistake and ask me to stay for a bit and talk. I ring the doorbell and her new boyfriend opens the door. FML

#572
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22208) - you deserved it (9550)

On 12/22/2008 at 6:54am - love - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mistress called my wife on the phone. FML

#524
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7296) - you deserved it (115005)

On 12/16/2008 at 12:20am - misc - by surfdown - Sent from mobile version

Today, I help myself to a piece of a cake brought by guests at a birthday party. I don't like it much so I discreetly attempt to give it to the girl next to me. I ask her "Do you want some? It's sort of disgusting." She replies: "Thanks, I made it." FML

#506
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8859) - you deserved it (28799)

On 12/13/2008 at 1:54am - misc - by Nawel - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I often do, I had a shag in my old car. I am 25, my boyfriend is 28 and we are still living at our parents' house. FML

#390
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17189) - you deserved it (11327)

On 11/25/2008 at 11:26pm - misc - by niii - Sent from mobile version

Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML

#285
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8016) - you deserved it (62219)

On 11/12/2008 at 2:53am - work - by bipbip - Sent from mobile version

Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

#265
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11827) - you deserved it (67805)

On 11/10/2008 at 4:11am - work - by tadam - Sent from mobile version



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