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MomentoMori

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MomentoMori

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 April 1935 (80 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1412
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 36 posted

About MomentoMori : As lost as Alice.
As mad as the Hatter.

MomentoMori's page activity

Visits<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 11:49pm<b>Mons</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 5:57am<b>RainEliseWolf</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 3:49am<b>Damned_Architect</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 6:00pm<b>HowieDoIt</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 1:00am<b>lloyd123</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 1:58pm<b>CommentKing207</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 9:28am<b>therealjc</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 4:23pm<b>Laxinitup</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 3:20pm<b>PePziNL</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 7:41pm<b>ZY1431</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 7:19am<b>alcalaboy5</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 8:52pm<b>blondbombshell13</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 12:47am<b>je83185</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 2:25am<b>DaJaFu</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 3:21pm<b>Batman4lyfe_831</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 2:35am<b>kporter26</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 11:21pm<b>Throggdor</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 11:04am

Fucked!<b>je83185</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 7:25am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 6:32am<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 7:11am<b>cooper3991</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 4:00am<b>Acerhawk</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 8:27pm<b>stuckintime</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 4:18am<b>boostedc</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 9:31am<b>iAmPaul</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 9:36pm<b>ashleyyeah</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 4:54am<b>khaoticpanda</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 9:44am<b>yolo_swagxD</b> - the 01/18/2015 at 11:49pm<b>Nathan23xx</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 6:01am<b>Mr_Saikaly</b> - the 01/08/2015 at 10:11am<b>lucifurby</b> - the 12/23/2014 at 10:45am<b>twistedtwincity</b> - the 12/22/2014 at 5:23am<b>gloewe</b> - the 12/08/2014 at 2:02am<b>baconsdelight701</b> - the 12/06/2014 at 10:48am<b>Codezlol</b> - the 12/01/2014 at 4:42pm

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I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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MomentoMori's favorite FMLs

Today, I dug out the 5 fancy, extremely expensive candles I bought during Black Friday. I lit one up, and was delighted that it smelled so great. My mother then walked into my room and stated that it smelled "like shit". The other four were going to be a Christmas gift for her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30777) - you deserved it (3280)

On 12/01/2014 at 2:30am - money - by shitty candles - United States (Washington)



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