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MomentoMori

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 April 1935 (80 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1555
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 36 posted

About MomentoMori : Your world is an ashtray.

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You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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MomentoMori's favorite FMLs

Today, I dug out the 5 fancy, extremely expensive candles I bought during Black Friday. I lit one up, and was delighted that it smelled so great. My mother then walked into my room and stated that it smelled "like shit". The other four were going to be a Christmas gift for her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30847) - you deserved it (3285)

On 12/01/2014 at 2:30am - money - by shitty candles - United States (Washington)



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