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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 April 1935 (79 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 996
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 35 posted

About MomentoMori : I pledge allegiance to the band of Mr. Shneebly.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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