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MomentoMori
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 April 1935 (80 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2306
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 36 posted

About MomentoMori : It's very hard to be a misanthrope and a romantic.

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Visits<b>michaelm1290</b> - 10 hours ago<b>Blizzicus</b> - 10 hours ago<b>TJJOE</b> - 15 hours ago<b>DrSam</b> - yesterday at 12:05am<b>am1717</b> - yesterday at 10:25pm<b>spockadelic</b> - yesterday at 7:13pm<b>themostunlucky</b> - yesterday at 12:46pm<b>mrchachie</b> - yesterday at 3:48am<b>Jesmassimo</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 11:14pm<b>hare</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 6:48pm<b>Mons</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 7:51am<b>skygage</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 11:05am<b>bigbrown24</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 5:19pm<b>JoshWade62</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 2:51pm<b>lkah</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 8:41am<b>SummerDuck</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 6:30pm<b>manilovethisshit</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 1:48pm<b>christofferkamal</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 4:41am

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Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML

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