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MomentoMori

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 April 1935 (79 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1167
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 36 posted

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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MomentoMori's favorite FMLs

Today, I dug out the 5 fancy, extremely expensive candles I bought during Black Friday. I lit one up, and was delighted that it smelled so great. My mother then walked into my room and stated that it smelled "like shit". The other four were going to be a Christmas gift for her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29543) - you deserved it (2976)

On 12/01/2014 at 2:30am - money - by shitty candles - United States (Washington)



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