[fr]
[it]
[es2]
[tr]
[de]
[ru]
[se]

Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Mollipop93

Search for a member

Mollipop93
  • Town/Country : Cairns, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 January 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 3790
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

Mollipop93's last visitors

Mollipop93's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Mollipop93's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at the store with my mother in the facial care section. I found this device that scrubs your face with those anti-bacterial pads. The aisle was crowded and noisy, so I shouted to my mother, "Can I have this vibrator thing?" It went silent. FML

#4127495 (96)

I agree, your life sucks (11935) - you deserved it (33718)

On 07/29/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Nikse (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping in the dog world meant dominance. Well, I decided to instill my dominance and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

#2026481 (435)

I agree, your life sucks (22251) - you deserved it (97751)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)