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Today, my girlfriend and I were sitting downstairs with my mom. We heard the dog running around upstairs and called it down. It came running down the stairs. With a used condom in its mouth. The same condom my girlfriend and I lost two weeks ago. It put it directly in my mom's hands. FML
by Tucker / 11/18/2009 at 4:35pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML
by Notyourstepmom / 09/07/2009 at 2:22pm / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
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